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in rhyming form
last name colittard and double hard
a bit too much like cliterus for safety.
My name be yesiamaduck
i'm the one all your girls wanna fuck
Wan't a lesson your in luck
I got the finest tecnique in the art of suck
get it right it ain't warren.
and I'm here to say,
going to indroduce myself,
going to introduce my way,
Its spelt N to the I to the C to the K
If you say that its not then your a massive gay.
Speak to me, and I'll talk you down,
make you cry, and look like a clown,
really I guess, what I'm trying to say
Is its nice to meet you, have a nice day.
My name is Dave
But on here I'm the cow
til I come home, and how!