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^ Per lemonpipcombo's request.
Also, it's not a circle jerk, if that's what you're implying. It's an ascribe-stereotypes-to-DiSers,-with-no-geometric-shape-and-no-jerking-of-any-kind-required-thing.
Piss off. Also also, it's for PIP. He's great, you know?
IT'S ONLY THE INTERNET
what it really was was an ironic allusion to ClicheGuevara's thread.
would be the arguing weird sisters.
I can't remember any gangs of murderers at my school. Still, some say I've lived a sheltered life
We have to have sub-divisions.
who was a failed footballer.
Student called Jimmy?
Nasty knee injury in my first ever game ruined my glittering career at Dagenhan and Redbridge. Damn that pudding of a pitch.
What would I be, alex?
Hmm... I'll think on it maybe.
What high school stereotype WOULD I be?
Then what are you doing on the internet!?
*backs away slowly
I think I've read enough.
"I think I've read enough - you are clearly right."
HEathers of Pretty in Pink. I fail.
do me do me do me
but not nerdy enough and socially inept enough to be Crackow
Can we have a session of watching high school drama this summer? There seems to be a lot of enthusiasm, judging by this thread.
You should. It's amazing, and it's totally hooked me in.
Sadpunk makes me think of Kappy in that, who heads up the slacker fraternity.
If not, I'm in London from September.
I can never watch Boston Legal in the same way again.
class grebos sat at the back of the room pinging balls of paper around with their rulers.
And they'd eventually grow apart, :'|
of whining that has been on here lately, i'd put most of the people down as the kids that have their lunch money stolen on a regular basis....
Power hungry politics made class president?
for anything and everything.
the geeky kids who are so geeky that they don't even realise they are geeky and think it's cool to talk about games workshop in front of girls.
Who come in wearing three quarter lengths and beanies, with scraped shins and yell stuf like "YO" and "Sup" and "Gnarly". But no-one has the heart to tell them they suck.
that's you and alcxxk
How am I a skater?
you go out with the hott avril lavigne types.
but fails to scrub up at important events leading to a general stain on their character
you were from Hull for a minute
its hotter where i am
nothing. a blessing and a curse.
who everyone is nice to but never really wants to spend time with :D
i'd also spend most of my time in the library and wear clothes that aren't "cool" at the time.
can i be a non-annoying one though?
that's just like mine :D
(but much more likely to be typecast as an asian overachiever with lots of gadgets.)
However, I am pretty nifty with a soldering iron, maybe I'd have like a different distortion pedal for every occasion.
they use technology to minimise work
/ doom fan
like in the matrix
and some new levels it made up itself.
and not even in a 'so bad it's funny' kind of way!
"Hyper-Bastard, have you hacked into the matrix yet..?"
"Err... no.... I've been listening to Boris and posting on DiS for the past few hours... "
Pip, you'd be quiet, shy, nerdy one who has a deep and sensitive soul and has some "unattainable" girl as object of his desire, whom he eventually wins over. < Cheesy as fuck; keep in mind it's a high school stereotype.
In fact, you all seem to know your American high school movies much better than I do.
And ZsaZsa, what's Jennifer Jason Leigh in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" like?
After a geeky guy freaks out when she comes onto him!
I mean personality-wise, obviously.
I don't think getting knocked up by a rocker sounds much like me.
Not too bad a call there, ZsaZsa.
That film is brilliant.
That's the 'old' me. So badly.
The new me is a bit crueler.
this is me
am i ur type?
you have boobz
Do u lyk Santana?
idk wat Santana soundz lyk???
im urz baybeh, bikeshedz in 1/2 hr??
but oh well. i wish i could have been a cheerleader.
you could be the class joker?
Class drunk and general all round nice guy?
just one who drinks at diferent times...
but I bet he gets killed by an alien.
and pulls a cheerleader!
in Mean Girls (because she puts The Fear in everyone).
get in loser, we're going shopping
^i wish i could say that
Harru would be Pedro.
or possibly meths!
There's a guy who looks EXACTLY LIKE HIM, as in looks and dress sense, in one of my lectures at uni. I don't actually know his name, we all call him Kip.
Fihiki is the lead in She's All That.
I've like the tiniest bit of that; please tell me she's not the sort of dumpy main girl one?
she's the cool slightly geeky blonde one
(*I've only seen the tiniest bit of it though. But I bet I'm right, I bet she's always boring. Thanks, Pip.)
She's quiet, smart, feisty and amazngly dedicated. You can be her instead of Autumn Reeser now.
so shut up
Why is fihiki the quiet, shy, artsy, bookish girl? She'd be the cool basically-popular girl. By which I mean one of the genuinely cool types, not like "cool", who was sort of life of the party with her group of friends and into things and stuff.
for when Fiona arrives in London.
Sorry, no way was I letting anyone else steal that one.
Does she actually look like thingy from The OC? If so, I'd be so up for that.
I say close your eyes and imagine.
Fiona is the coquettish femme fatale. Like the chick Nora Zehetner plays in Brick.
Oh god, Nora.
Why do you suck so bad at this? You're blatantly just picking out stereotypes you'd like to bone and near-randomly labeling whatever girl DiSers them.
^ I should add.
Surely your stereotype should represent your role within DiS, *not* your role within "real life". So, par example, I'd not be the unpopular kid with no friends but the coolest kid on the block, right? RIGHT? :'(
I'm the twerp who stands on the sidelines of life, yelling obscenities at passing traffic?
Parked cars, maybe.
obscenities, flirting or fantasising. THis is normal, right?
then put them back in your eye...nuh. Only messing. Your alright.
Or is it a hockey jersey around the waist? The latter is a fashion staple for the sort of cool lads who finger birds at 13.
Except I'm covered in mittens.
Brusma, you'd be one of the ordinary neither-popular-nor-specifically-unpopular guys, in your group of the same, but you'd be sort of bored by them and want to break out and get some more attention of some sort.
thats pretty scathing
Colin, you're a very clever but sort of maladjusted kid who makes snarky remarks in class that don't always go off well, and you sort of have the image amongst others of being a twat, but really you're a genius and you go on to be really successful in college. And you do ok enough for yourself in high school, you probably lay the fat girl. ;)
You're just reading too far into it. I said you'd be one of the perfectly normal kids, basically. ^ Look, I told dukebox he'd be a freak, and *he* took it like a man.
does the high school have a clock-tower?
the creepy one who hangs around the bus stop outside the school in hopes to get the chance of exhanging even a single word with the local hotties
if Robyn was Daria
and someone there said I reminded them of Fogel out of Superbad. I'm not sure whether this was a compliment or an insult.
1. I've never been to High School
2. I kind of hate most American Teen Films..
who couldn't make the team.
the older prefect and dorm monitor that beats up the first years for refusing to jerk him off.