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...then her Brazilian wax?
Though my non-existant girlfriend hasn't got a penchant for punning.
you'd use more wax ;)
you bummer, not brazilian
i dont like that gnome. i dont trust the way he moved
he looked like he had just sat on a kerplunk stick.
...I had to dissent from fact for the sake of a poor joke.
'ive been telling people about that thing in argentina all week but gnomebody will believe me'
alas, it appears we are both crap with the gags...
but not as crap as mikey big brother....whoa moma...that was some awkward shit tonight...
(dear cool kids, i dont really watch big brother, i think its an insidious symbol of our rapidly deteriorati....yada yada.. i just tell liam i do because he's my bezzie mate and i want him to think we have loads in common)
shit son...missed that one.
and darnell caught him...pretty much. thats pretty much it. pretty much...
and then he did a stand up routine about it later on which bombed. there were more horrified faces than when johnny vegas stuck that length of chorizo up that birds arse on stage the other month.
shit son. Can't believe I missed that doozy.
Do you reckon Darnell spunks ink? Considering he's lacking in pigmentation every where else.
but the other night he said that he inks spunk...then he pretends its blueberry icing and spreads it on his muffins
Did anything else eventful happen on tonights edition?
there was a moment where i began to weigh up the state of my life at the moment but then i just ate more crisps and i was ok.
fingers crossed jen and dale can sort things out and get together.
I can' understand what's stopping them. It breaks my heart...it really does.
On another note...I downloaded 'The Crazy World of Arthur Brown''. Do you want me to burn it to a CD?
a treat. call ya tomorrow. night pops.
down that hole', then try to dig it out with a spoon.
...when really I just want to see a Gnome.