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please do. I'm bored
I BREAK UP WITH YOU!!
I TOTALLY HIT "POST REPLY" FIRST!
THAT'S WHAT COUNTS
DiS member tommorow.
i shall give a full report.
that's the sort of thing someone with something to hide would say
people with something to hide tend to be the ones throwing wild accusations around to deflect attention. And look who's throwing around wild accusations! I declare Constellation guilty of something or other
i'm actually Constellation
i'd be impressed if i wasn't so disgusted
i'm never confiding in you ever again
I'ma safe as Fort Knox.
NO DRAMA TONIGHT EH
on a factual DiS member.
i am schizophrenic, but unfortunately both of my personalities are sickened by their appearance
also, yes <3
will be at yours around half past
i don't know. my brother? i'm confused.
i thought you were going to marry into the family. lame.
I hate internet drama even more. People seem to view the internet as an excuse to behave ridiculously. And it isn't. Or at least, it shouldn't be.
that, no, it shouldn't be.
THAT, NO, IT SHOULDN'T BE.
going in to the private detective business?
its the only job where its acceptable to chew stoogies nowadays. fancy being my accomplice? we just need a catchy name..
I want my PI business to be legal (just about, anyhow). And I'm not being second to anyone. As for a name, I'm a traditionalist - it should always be surnames. You know "Blah & Blah". So, that's what... 'Richer & Dowling' (or 'Dowling & Richer' ...but I like my name being first). That sounds okay, actually. Though I'm not sure if it's best to use your real name anyhow... I might need to change it.
but only if your name is pronounced 'Reich-er'.
and i thought accomplice meant we were equal..but research proves me wrong.
lets get to it.
I don't suppose you need an office really, you're supposed to meet customers in dodgy bars etc, right? Can you just put an ad in the yellow pages or something? I'll try that...
now we just need a tagline:
"because searching is hard IRL"?
I give up.
Maybe I could make a business where I murder wealthy people (irl) and then approach their families as a PI (irl), frame somebody (irl) and then collect (irl) money as a reward. I don't see any flaws in that...
im not sure i like how much cooler 'kallen richer' sounds than 'jordan dowling', if thats your real name anyway.
now run along
were you not around last night? i've done my share
right this instant
i need something on her
cause i already know that.
or I'll prove that I'm not misleading people.
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Constellation just called you a bell end. Seriously bud, no word of a lie
So, probably best to spill all the SHAMEFUL SECRETS now
she just called you a wimp
she's a crazy woman
oh dear.. this isn't looking too good. I recommend she be committed indefinitely to a psychiatric ward with immediate effect. Diagnosis: extreme craziness
TAKE HER AWAY BOYS
you have nothing on me x
the hunted becomes the hunter?
some people need to get up at ridiculous o'clock
YEAH, IN YOUR FACE
wait, does that actually change anything?
yup, that's another symptom
NITE ALL xxx<3<3LUVxxxx
become the person everyone confides in anyway? i want in!