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"I blame Sarah"
Very funny for the 1000th time today you stupid annoying man.
he's just using it as an excuse to talk to me. He think he's really funny. He is not. HE.
I don't mind it, though. I think it's nice.
but this creepy man is pressing my last nerve.
Really bad form of flirting, like?
I don't have any solutions, though.
he keeps staring :(
Shit yourself, or something. Or start telling racist jokes.
so far . . .
You need to shit yourself
Unwanted attention? Shit yourself.
Tesco's sold out of hummous? Poopy poopy time!
Oil prices getting too much to bear? Get thee logging.
Housemate nicked the last of the milk? Cradle your brown baby in the hammock of doom.
"Cradle your brown baby in the hammock of doom."
you cunt :D
Is that in the bible somewhere?
What a geek.
You couldn't even score that, you half a century jesus, you!
i would totally use this :D
sounds like an Inside The Actor's Studio special.
I had one of those last year. I think I got him sacked.
If he starts referring to spanking just punch him straight in the face.
Was he proper sleazy?
Maybe I'll tell you on Saturday. Don't be surprised if I heave or throw up though.
No, current starer man is in his early 30's.
I still reckon you guys make a go at it.
PUNCH ME. HARDER. OH. OOOOOOOOH. I LIKE THAT. YEAH. IN MY FACE. GO ON. HARD IN MY FACE. UUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.
YEAH. TASTY VOM. ALLL UP IN MY GRILL WITH THE CARROT WASTE. OH YEAH. MAKE THE VOM NOISE. I LIKE THAT. UUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH