Watched an old VHS of 'Own Goals & Gaffs 2' on Saturday night round at a mate's (oh, what a social life you all chorus). It struck me again that Baker is the absolute master of this genre, why have idiots like Nick Hancock tried to usurp him since, why?

They could never come out with 'Ah, Barry Davies, I love him when he's excited but grumpy.'

Admittedly he is something of a fat twerp but should be lauded for his 'Gaff; related achievements.

Baker, consider yourself saluted.