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Hope you all have a nice day.
i'm late :(
I aint going to be about all day for the foreseeable future, got a training course the next 2 weeks... so have a good day shift etc.
i'm up before noon! actually i was up before 8 and now i'm in work and it's boring. :(
im so knackered.
8 hours to go!
You feeling ok?
I still don't get it
bugger. This is not going to be good.
what did you do?
his thread about the aching testicle :/
to take "a look" at it for him
he's "actually" a "fully qualified GP"
I have a lot of experience with this kind of thing. Just try and relax and it will all be over soon"
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HELPING.
It is an extensive list.
Ball ache fading today :)
are going to keep circulating until you give us some cold hard facts to deal with
in 5 minutes...
Maybe they've been monitoring my 'time spent on internet'...
*dramatic music plays in background as our hero, the young, handsome teacher, slowly walks down the corridor to the dreaded vice principal's office*
and as he knocks, the door creaks slowly open, to reaveal a dark cavenous hallway. "Hello?!" He shouts, as he walks in looking all around for any sign of life. Walking backwards he is shocked as he hears a voice, "Welcome bollockpain, please take a seat". Suddenly from nowhere a chair slides into the back of his legs, forcing him to sit down. "I've been noticing that you spend a lot of time talking about your private parts on a whingey website, lets see if I can help you out with that..." the mysterious voice boomed out, followed by the buzz of an electric drill directly above him starting up....
but because he is our hero and a very brave man, he calmly thinks about what he can do to get himself out of this horrible mess. he mutters something under his breath, cursing the website that has caused all his troubles.
his thoughts are interrupted by the chilling voice of the vice principal who is ordering him to drop his pants. "I'm not going to ask you again Scagden, so you do it right now or I'll do it for you". Scagden slowly starts to do as he's told, trying to take as long as possible, thinking of ways to distract the vicious vice principal from his wicked schemes. "damn you DiS", he mutters to himself, "damn you".
the sight of his winky formulates a plan in his mind. Gripping it in his hand, and squeezing as hard as possible, he spins around, "Got any leeches for this?" he enquires. "GOOD GOD!!" screams the principle, "THE LICE, THE DISCHARGE!". Staggering back, our hero takes his chance and makes for the door.
and runs for his life back to his own desk, where he quietly sits down and posts all about it on drownedinsound.com. once this is done, he grabs his car keys and finally leaves this house of horrors.
me he thinks I'm going a great job looking after the trainee teachers.
But yours was more interesting...
well done, i suppose
i just bought a mars bar and put it not the wrapping in the bin! :(
i was hoping that the newly formed scab on the back of my foot would be enough to encase the cut but it has been worn off by the back of my show and now my foot hurts again.
with some cotton wool under it?
I've got a mountain of stuff to do and zero motivation.
I've also found out that, from sometime in September/October, I'll be reporting to a different manager and it's someone I don't like.
and eat his brains to absorb his management speak.
but good plan all the same. I'll keep this in mind going forward and make sure I keep a line of sight to it. I'll put it on my radar so that I can pick the low hanging fruit and action the pre-planning.
For once in my life I actually woke up relatively early. I've decided I don't like mornings, or being back at home for that matter. All my belongings are still strewn across my floor in a kind of half unpacked way, but there's a kind of path snaking from my bed to the door, so for now everything is good. Everything apart from the fact that I'm still jobless and hate being back in Derby.
45 MINUTES TILL HOME
i'm stuck here till 5 :(
i start at 8.30 as well...