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I'm back at my Mum's house. The alarms on and doors locked?? She doesn't know I smoke. Window?
i have a flat roof outside of my window which is handy for climbing onto when smoke is required.
and feel like such a moron leaning out the window (not dangerous, there's a flat roof).
and cover any lingering smells with a massive dump.
I am sort of in this situation. my parents are asleep but could wake up quite easily, and if i'm caught i'd be in terrible trouble. The window is not an option in this case.
and she doesn't know?
I know its sad. I gave up smoking when I was maybe 21, then went travelling recently and sadly got back into the habit. It would be majorly embarrassing more than anything to be caught out of the window smoking.
she'll smell it.
then let out the smoke in the morning, this will REALLY work.
what you do is put it in your mouth , ask your mother where the alchahol is , offer her a smoke. and stop being a pussy.
smoking is a priveldge not a pleasure.
just imagine all those cancer victims in cancer wards not able to and dying to have one smoke. and you dont even have balls to smoke infront of your own mother.
i am offened.
There are people who literally cannot smoke. You should appreciate that you are physically able to smoke a cigarette and just allow your parents to know that you do.
Wow your crazy dude!
I might throw a strop now and do a leaving thread.
so stick around.
I might leave out of embarassment
what the fuck is a foodbag?
that you use to put food in to stop it getting hard bits on.
never to smoke into.
that drill guy
whether this is actually possible?
doing it that way wont help alot when window idea was offered.
go outside, smoke.
come back in.
lock door, set alarm.
the perfect crime.
could be risky!
She'll hear it. I@m going for the window. Its sad, I'm 27 but I don't want to hurt her feelings.
put in the numbers and turn it off. fucksake, I doubt it'll be Fort Knox he lives in.
I do this sometimes.
Note: You need to have candles or insence in the room to make it believable.
oooh now there's an area in the market for that..
it didn't work.
Since mine found out it's been quite nice to sit and have a chat and a smoke on a night when I get in from work.
well annoying when the person becomes adamant that they cant do the things you suggested. not saying this is the case here, but yknow.
Who ever said the window, thats what I did , Its been fine, thanks.
i just meant when people ask for advice on something people will have very little knowledge on, then get annoyed and say its impossible and disregard peoples attempts to help.
not sure why i posted it here really.