Boards
"I'm taking deposits..." (Pickup lines-centric)
Last night, when I walked into the little ATM lobby of the bank to put in my paycheck, some horrible middle aged man used this line on me. What? It doesn't even make sense. It might make sense if *I* said it (though I wouldn't, of fucking course), but it's a stretch to see how he might mean it. So not only is it cheese, it's entirely stupid cheese. Hands down, the worst pickup line I have ever heard. What's the worst *you've* heard?