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but i don't know who to insult. Who should I insult?
Do your worst!
you're an old man, and a pervert!
you're about as interesting as a dry-stone wall and stand out as much as a fly on the Gherkin!
codswallop is a self-infatuated cocksucker!
Yet again, I emerge triumphant.
since when has THIS been going on?
there's some places even this DiSer won't go
woah, steady on
there's some places even this DiSer won't go
but i think he was too drunk to mean anything more by it
i actually feel a bit bad for this thread last night :/
a bored disser on a saturday morning can't even summon up the energy to call me a cunt.
This is a low. i'm off.
have i helped?
and you were threatening yesterday.
Ibzo, you fat sack of fat, when I met you you were so nervous of conversation you were like "oh, talk to those DiSers!" really quickly. Is this because you struggle with human interaction because you're so caught up in self-loathing an misanthropy?
3/10, but i can't do better. sorry :(
5/10 for me.
that's probably my best so far
i wish i'd thought of this thread before, i feel like the centre of attention!
brusma, you're a pathetic weed of a man with no sense of hygiene, no ambition and an aversion to razors
do your best.
we've already spent about 5 hours throwing insults at eachother.
although actually, i do believe that IS a new one to add to the list. i didn't think that was even possible!
well done x
didnt mean it though x
you're a shameless cocktease and you enjoy it more than a sane woman should!
you're a show-off egotistical pillock who thought his "crazy" hair made him look special but in reality just made everyone think he was a conceited fuck
unless you broke my heart
hmmm, lemme think
the fact your music taste is so close to mine indicates you pretend to be all "alternative" for DiS but really you'd settle for something which has guitars and Johnny Borrell's hard hard cock inside you, you big slut
seeing as i've already slagged you off without any motivation and felt like a moron doing so...are you sure you want me to have a go? i will if you so wish...?
i feel we can get along just fine now.
gimme a few while i forumalte a probably shit insult then :D
oops. sorry! can i rescind that insult there vvv
you're a smug cockmunch who returns only fleetingly to DiS after having decided that the plebs on this site are below your detailed discussion, and when you did ATP, the thoughts running through your head related to how all the proles on DiS were in the audience were watching, and you were playing, which made you somehow superior.
meh, that's the best i can do, sorry
Pretty much all the DiSers I saw at ATP were good ones. None of your NWO rubbish.
i lose again? :(
i realise i've gone too far. to get me back, errr....you can insult me?
i think everyone is
you're so socially retarded you got rejected as an outcast by Games Workshop!
europeancakeghost, you're perenially living in the shadow of more interesting DiSers, the most exciting part of your day is when someone mistakes you for lemonbrickcombo, until they realise lemonbrickcombo could never be THIS DULL
(still, on the flip, this thread defines you further as the DiS equivalent of an inane, middle-aged, somewhat bitter sports pundit)
but i can if you'd like?
i notice that you've got a huge long profile page? is this because you're a beluded wanker who believes that everyone who sees one of your posts is that interested in you, because we're not, you human manifestion of a yawn and a snore!
you're a pretentious snob, but secretly your disgust for the more misogynist/tories on the board is merely a front to hide the fact you secretly want some sexist, bright-blue conservative dick up your arse.
you are a sympathy-fisher of the worst kind, Zapsta! some of us don't even believe that "barmaid" exists, but rather she was a figment of your imagination so you could get sympathy and get a cyber-hug from whiterussian, who you secretly spank the monkey thinking about every night while imagining her in fishing waders and a kilt, while she sings "come and get me, adam, you big hunka hunka burning love"
IM FEELING VERY LEFT OUT
helene, your raging against DiS perves was just a front to cover for the fact you weren't getting enough attention! you hoped to encourage the weirdoes to message you with disgusting shit so you'd have material to fap off to because your disgusting Encyclopaedia Dramatica stuff just didn't titilate any more
I knew you had it in you.
try me, son. Because I know that you're out shagging while your pregnant girlfriend is trying to raise your grandchildren.
And I feel so iron-clad that my years of shagging married, pregnant, male guests are not going to give you the ammunition to insult me. Do your worst, Bum-ma...
you are like Ian Beadie in the book "Boiling A Frog". you present a TV programme to embarrass those who have committed social faux pas to mask your previous failings, from when you were a tabloid journalist who was caught ass-fucking a 17 year-old temp from Croydon who only asked where the paper for the photocopier was, you sick sick fuck!
Where I come from, the word 'photocopier' is code for 'bum me, Jezza'. Other than that, you actually have me spot on. I'll keep quiet for a couple of months. Expect to hear from Nigel Lythgoe at some point though, if he can remember he password that is.
make it witty and hurtful though. dont waste my time.
well, i don't think i can manage that.
Alvarez, i remember when you sulked after I said you weren't the best Tom on the board.
well this just in, bucko, Tom Whyman is ten times the man you ever will be!
and if that isn't hurtful, then, well, i don't know what is
you internet predator
cause i'll always like tom better
i wish i was being stalked by a psycho giant
that's why when i had the chance to say hello to you, i chose not to.
i feel i'm all insulted out now
i'm going to bed to be alone with my internet shame
thats not what she said.
i hate to break this to you
women, yeah, while they might seem like paragons of all that is noble and true and brilliant....sometimes, they just don't tell the truth...and this might be one of those times
i know, i know
like that time you pretended to be leo sayer in bed and she said you were wonderful.
this is the happiest day of my life!
youve jumped the shark a bit.
sigh. i couldnt be fucking cool could i. i did all the hard work and i fucking cocked it up.
actually, i read an article that was called "has 'jumped the shark' jumped the shark?" which gave me a monumental headache
i never said they were going to be good insults
EMBARRASSINGLY bad. i sort of feel sorry for you right now.
your false modesty pains and insults me, lauren. you feign ignorance while all the dippy boys like Zapsta fawn over you, and you're just stringing them along, playing their feelings and toying with them, giving them hope and despair in equal measure as if you've got some demented DiSGod complex!
i know, that was shit
the 3 was just for LOL factor, but more efford needed on the research front. you didn't even call me emo. ;)
you're not interesting enough to be emo
i'm too "nice" to join in the fun :(
i just ruin it.</3
I got an extra insult on your behalf.
you're insulted that i applied you fawned over lauren?
i feel a bit burned out. can't you all insult each other amongst yourselves?
p.s. see also:
so basically i turn an insult thread into a compliment?
such an ego
i didn't mean to drag you into this. it's between me and brusma...
darling x x x
just amass all that pent up hatred you have for me and express it in a snappy 20 word witticism
something like "Brusma is a prick"
sorry, do i know you? are you important enough to be insulted? anyone?
resentment gives you cancer
Smoking does though.
Can't believe those political types fleeced me so long. *lights up and lets out 25 years of pent-up smoke-freeness*
i'm all insulted out...you should have gotten here earlier
you need to get laid.
i got everything i need at the moment. last night, for example, i had alcohol :/
brusma. that stings, man :(
take heart that she's probably replying in the wrong place and that that was probably directed at brusma. Hang in there man!
this was a one-night-only thing. hey, i'm pleased that you're cut up about missing out, but i can't just go and insult anyone, any time, on demand. that would be rude!
pretend to like you because you're the most annoying little tosser i've ever had the misfortune of encountering in my entire life and if i didn't concentrate really fucking hard to be "nice" to you then i might end up hunting you down and killing you with a rusty spoon, because that's what you truly deserve.
i'd feel bad if it were actually a proper insult <3
This thread is mostly a love in. Excellent.
your tone says differently
i'm in tears
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