If you have a hilarious story about injuring yourself whilst sober then do feel free to share. It's just often a lot funnier with stories of drunkenness.
Likewise id you don't have pics, do tell the story, if you have pics however that would be even more amazing.
OK SO MY STORY THEN
This was just over a year ago. I had been drinking FREE beer all night (drink the bar dry type thing in a student pub I worked in at the time), and as it got later I was planning to go somewhere else to meet some friends.
In downed 3 pints in just the last 30 minutes before I left, because like I'm WELL hard and stuff you know. And I was pretty pissed off about the guy I fancied sleeping with my sister. BUT ANYWAY, I digress,
I was going to get the subway in to town but wasn't sure which train to get, because I was drunk and confused. I ended up getting one in the wrong direction. Sat there for a few minutes and after a couple of stops I looked out of the window and realised that wasn't where I was supposed to be.
I got off at the next stop, it was a small outdoors station. I tried to find the way around to the other platform so I could get on the right train. After having walked around on narrow little paths and over a bridge and stuff for about 10-15 minutes I eventually ended up back on the same platform.
I proceeded to climb off the platform and down onto the tracks in order to get across to the other side. Of course I slipped or something halfway down and ended up on my knees and hands in the middle of the tracks. I was wearing a short skirt so there wasn't much to protect my poor knees. They were bleeding like crazy and there was lots of dirt and bits of gravel in the open wounds.
I finally got across to the other platform, and there was a girl sitting there who saw my knees because they weren't covered by anything, and she had a bottle of sparkling water which she gave me to wash out the dirt.
After getting on the right train and meeting my friends I just kept drinking for a while, so didn't really realise what had happened until the next morning when I woke up and was in all sorts of pain :(
This was taken a couple of days after. I was walking funny for weeks :(