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what other crappy seeming places do you get mixed up?
more than maidstone.
i thought maidenhead was on the coast in kent
a place in norfolk called godmanchester
...is that it is not Bracknell. Is it still Fight Night every Friday in the carpark outside that shitty nightclub they have?
Call it as crappy as you like!
and the town in Turkey (Batman)
which is which? what's the different
also, ashford in middlesex and ashford in kent
Just name it something different, you lazy place-naming fucks.
Hayes is the worst, due to it being IN THE SAME BLOODY CITY as the other Heyes.
margate is at the top of the most eastern bit of kent that sticks out, ramsgate at the bottom.
i also used to live in staines [ssh!] which is next to ashford in middlesex....which is very chavvy!
Woking and Wokingham I also got confused.
Hants and Northants.
Farnborough is a terrible shithole
a man died in his flat above KFC and they only noticed when he began rotting and seeping through the ceiling.
It still has Quarantine though, but no longer the cashpoint just round the corner from it.
Don't give me another one.
oh wait, actually, you are complete right, if anything, thats a massive understatement. it is annoying when people think its in kent tho
I thought Maidenhead was quite a nice little town. If you have the money to make something out of your time there. Like leave, regularly.
for the bright lights of Reading or High Wycombe.
how in the 16th Century, Maidenhead was slang for virginity.
Torquay and Torbay.
Dewsbury and Didsbury. ALL the time.