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A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family
He only cross dresses on weekends
i've already said i'm wearing a corset today
Why is brusma wearing a corset today?
He anticipated how funny I am
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest
it was brilliant.
two women of differing racial extraction who are both victims of domestic violence.
The chicken could not give a valid reason as it is not sentient. It is more plausible that the event was a product of random chance
The police. Your wife has been fatally injured in a car accident.
You better come in then
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
You call him an ambulance, he could be seriously injured.
They're the rubbish ones
How is this thread like my penis?
They are both of variable length.
Because he had some jokes in his head and felt they would amuse the people of drownedinsound.
German jokes email that went around a couple of years ago?
Some of them I came up with myself.
Welcome to the internet - it's a mass of shit rehashing a mass of shit for the rest of time
of neil hamburger:
Why did Madonna feed her child dog food?
She had no choice, it's what came out of her breasts.