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Imagine how much easier everything would be.
in which case you wouldn't need to wish for it
i could wank over my own reflection. that would be sweet.
it's a sweeping genralisation to suggest that all gay people are narcissists.
you missed the point.
If I planned it right, I would instantaneously double my wardrobe.
I'm going to have a good, long, hard think about this...
you're halfway there
I cannot imagine what all three of you might be implying with your replies.
closet you were just musing about?
it might be easier to get casual sex.
men are just as retarded as women.
I was going to but I forgot where it is. Plus I forgot to wear any trousers today.
I'd fallen off my chair anyway
being gay would present its own set of challenges, I'm sure
Virtually everyone there was a member of The Gays!
would be well up for a casual wank if you asked them, but my experience of women is that its not so easy
Never knowing who's a lesbian and who's not.
Plus, about 85% of lesbians I know are not that attractive.
I'd pine after the pretty girls with boyfriends :(
it would bring a whole new issue into the equation
'oooh i fancy her...but is she gay?'
when do i come round?
we have a free house, full of possibilities....
esp. after you two stood me up with your hangovers! 0.o not sure if chris is coming round monday though. i'm popular, see :D
for coffees and lunch one saturday, then reeeses texteded about 4ish to say "we're both hungover and just got up" or similar :(
i think, cos i still had my leg in plaster
you in southampton now?
we're down this weekend!
Yeah I'm around, just chillaxing in Winchester for the forseeable future.
winch is cool, i dopnt think i've taken steve there yet....
sounds like a plan!
i dunno how they'd know tho
would you take lots of naked pics of yourself and use them as porn?
i'd go for someone hotter
sometimes push comes to shove
so if push came to shove i'd rather use my imagination
which got me thinking
im sure unrequited love can kill a person
but of course, you're all probably right
there's no wishing
maybe that's why i didn't like the strip club
or anything you know.
but i've just come to the conclusion that i'm really not
I thought this was a mere idle pondering. I occasionally wonder about testing the water, but.. well, the water looks cold.
The only positive I can think about is that guys are generally dirtier than girls.
for a girl, it's easier to know what a girl wants/likes. and stuff.
..I've been told that I think more like a girl than a guy alot of the time.
there's probably a contingent of indie boys rearing up like meercats at their monitors in response to that.
and thus killing the thread
do you think that's true? I'm trying to figure out if it would work the other way. I'm not sure if I'd be any better in that respect with a guy than a girl; you're still in a world of infinite sexual possibilities, and.. well, one lady's rollercoaster is another's teacups, let's say. The differences run much deeper than gender.
and without going into detail here, i just think that like, the basic stuff would be easier. but not necessarily better.
I don't think 'easy' is a desirable adjective for your bedroom acrobatics. (Unless you're talking about the opportunities..) Jilly Cooper didn't buy her gold mansion and diamond zoo by writing about no easy sex.
That wasn't clear though was it.
i dunno, i give up
i really like "minge" tho
For example, I live near Vauxhall anyway, so any gay travel expenses would be kept down.
I find women mostly really boring but really sexy. Though I feel exactly the same way towards men but without the "really sexy" bit, so it's swings and roundabouts really.
..but women sexy.
(dear whiterussian: if this thread was a reference to the film Grizzly man, that was cool)
as i've not yet seen that film.
My "Hi!" will get me laid on this forum. One day! :D