The girl who sits opposite me in our office just told me that she had a dream about me last night. When i asked her what it was she said...
'I was sat in my old back garden wanking you off from behind'
Then she burst out laughing
It must be pointed out that this girl is a lesbian who has been with her girlfriend for the past 5 years so she doesn't fancy me
I didn't know where to look!!!
Anyway whats the most suprising/unexpected thing anybody has said to you lately? And what was your reaction?
I think i need to lie down