if i'd had sex with you you'd have been literally gutted. cos my penis is massive and barbed. or something*
I had my recurring dream about a pigeon, wearing a builders helmet, shitting on my head. This is the third or fourth time I've had this dream, and it's starting to worry me.
that you have a fear of builders (hence the hat) doing a half-arsed job on your house (hence the shit) and then leaving without finishing things properly (hence the pigeon's ability to fly away).
It's simple (simple).
i had a dream about a train tho
it's a quite odd one, not because they're not attractive, but because i can't imagine why i'd've been thinking of them.
the person in the dream didn't even look that much like them. or like them at all come to think of it. but it "was" them.
gave good head, if anyone was wondering
well they do say that the non-beauties try harder ;)
that's "THEY", not me. I wouldn't possibly think anything like that, ever ever.
just not someone that i've got a crush on or anything
In fact, there was no sex in it- there almost was but my alarm went off and woke me up. I dreamt was sitting in a tub full of water (but it wasn't a bathtub), and I was stamping this guy's face and arms, then he took his top off so I started stamping his chest, then he let me stamp his bum, and then I woke up.
but when i woke up qvc was on tv
(ps not you)
(ps reply to my txt you rude person)
Am I right?
can i do it? i've never done one
then I woke up and it was ! 33 today, 33 today. Maybe thats not something I should be celebrating though..
I dreamt I was eating a 20-year old roast chicken, though. Beat that.
but I have before.
It was pretty kewl.
I dreamed I was in The Wire and McNulty and Bunk bought me a drink. It was great. I usually have dull dreams, like running low on salt or the BBC website going down.
Maldon is collapsing! The salt is disappearing! Nooooo!
get rid of the gangs of gourmet chefs who roam around town trying to steal it all.
Both dressed in camo gear and blacked up. They told me they were trying to infiltrate Maldon.
got a monopoly on the salt mines there, but he's facing serious pressure from Ramsey's firm. The streets are going to be awash with salty blood before long.
i had a dream last night. i dreamt i was in a bath and i fell asleep then i woke up and went downstairs and my mum was on the sofa and she said "you're late for work!" and i looked at a clock on my wall and it was quarter to nine. then i woke up in a panic and it was half past seven.
i may not have had a sex dream about a DiSer
blates not me
they are perfectly attractive
I don't think I've even had any dreams
I give good head
so you aint creeping into my dreams yet
last night as i did my laundry, if that makes any difference tho?
that i was talking to CG and we got on very well. then i woke up screaming, in a cold sweat.
DiSsers, just not that sort of dream.
You're the new Poptimusgrime.
this aint no poptimus, cos all i'm saying is that they popped up in a dream and fought over my cock with another girl
then i had two cocks and it was just her, which was confusing
WELL WASN'T THAT FUN EVERYONE?
i shouldnt have said "met once". tmi
can you not read?
you'd better be careful, otherwise she'll out you as being a DiStalker
about the mysteriously disappeared second cock.
You harsh bastard.
Not that I have any idea if you're right or not.
fuck you man
i feel i should say that i didn't mean that in the literal sense
yeah you did
He used a double negative 'not because they're not attractive' and my brain edited out the first not.
It did seem unlikely to me. AND HEY, I CALLED HIM A HARSH BASTARD FOR IT!
yuor alter-ego iluvcxxks was it?
i think i've had this before, but i can't remember who it was about.
how does it feel to be the object of alcxxxxxxxxk's dreams?
it's the check shirts that do it for me, see
and i could hear Jimmy Eat World playing off in the distance. it was pretty brilliant/
they spoke to me.
some of us started shit threads about it
However, last week I did have a nightmare that I was having a furious argument with John Kerry on a bus.
I'm not making this up (and this isn't a typo on the former England captain either.)