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08:53 is a new personal best for starting my lunch. Defeat that. You can't.
I probably started at 8:12 or something. My sandwiches were frozen but I ate them anyway.
he could batter them with his rock-solid rolls. win-win
were they frozen you sadistic bastard?
and put them in the freezer. Then took them out every day. But I could never wait for them to defrost so I regularly ate them frozen.
i'm 26 and my Dad still won't let me leave the house with out SAME MORNING FRESH sandwiches when I stay there.
So who is winning at life? I think you know the answer to that. The focaccia rolls certainly know.
but this thread is about who's had their lunch earliest. And I win at that. So it's 1-1.
That was just how I was back then. You do irresponsible things when you're that age.
Getting it out the way on the bus meant more time to play Wembley doubles.
I actually often had the previous days sandwiches AS WELL as that days when I'd forgotten to eat them.
Something to be said for day old corned beef rolls that shouldn't be encouraged, but tastes kind of ace.
I will win. Enjoy your hollow early lunch victory with frost on your chin.
your frosty chin disqusts me, and you've part-frozen peanut butter stuck between your teeth.
I used to hide my sandwiches in the hedge in next-door's garden. All very well and good for two years at school - then they landscaped their front lawn and cut down the tree. Timber! An avalanche of cling-film wrapped mouldy picnic fare fell on their faces.
After that my mum realised I didn't like bread and I was the only kid sent to school with crudites and dip or a flask of homemade soup.
until next time...
turkey, beef, ham, those little pots of fillings. It was difficult to judge. Much too early - there was ice all over them and it was painful to eat. A bit too early - kind of soggy but tough. Just right - fine.
It was a waiting game. Time of year made a huge difference too.
She refused to stop. And if I tried to make my own, she took it really badly. In the end, I was suffering for her sake. I'm a good son, really.
This sounds like my household NOW but with my Dad.
"Adam, can you make you own sandwiches tomorrow?"
"I try to fucking make my own every morning but you've pissing got up at 4am last week or something to do it"
"Yeah but tomorrow can you do them?"
"Here's your sandwiches Adam, I'm afraid we've got no fruit so I've put you an extra Mini Roll* in there"
*two points here, 1, I returned the second Mini Roll cause I'm determined to stop eating quite so much shit, and 2, what the hell kind of substitute is that? Madness. But good madness.
My Dad used to bake scones on a Sunday.
On a side not - if you're cutting down on food that could be potentially unhealthy then I guess I don't have to get you onion rings next weekend?
can i have 2?
that's going to be a difficult one - so you can have one instead of two!
shame I feel bad now. I can't starve you.
BUT BREAD CANT BE FROZEN WTFLOLZ
They were quite often home-baked rolls. They were just frozen.
is in my stomach. Mini Rolls FTW.
Ham / salad / homemade honey & mustard dressing
Glass of grapes
Piece of fapjack
Salt & Vinegar McCoys
That is all. :(
to its a bit of a small lunch, frankly my Dad* should pull his damn finger out.
2 x Ham & Tomato Focaccia Rolls things
1 x Mini Roll (Chocolate)
1 x Salt & Shake
*genuinely, i try to make him stop, but he insists, so what am I to do? Make my own before he gets a chance to? Not stay at my parents so often? I don't think so.
me and my Dad are the only ones in the place capable of food preparation!
i think that's the most important question her.
I LOVE MY JOB :D
I wish someone had made me toast. Then I might have some lunch left at lunch.
thats a drink. I can't help but think that if I didn't hate almost all soup, then weight loss would be a fuck load easier. Damn you soup. And damn you bread and butter that tastes so good in soup.
i could go through an entire baguette with little trouble though, cause I prefer bread + soup to soup alone infinately.
Bovril. That'd make you pretty popular I imagine.
they'd respect that. And if they don't you can sneak more and more Bovril into their communal freeze-dried coffee recepticle. Then who's laughing? Not them.
But beef and tomato..hmmm. I try to keep away from powdered food.
she's become really motherly towards me since she got knocked up, it's great.
She takes me shopping at Costco and buys me presents at Asda if I look a bit miserable :D
i think i've got the means to get this in motion.
else you're going to be disappointed...
all female. Should I go for several at once, or stagger them so a have 2 years mothering all in?
then i'd have an army of illegitimate offspring to command as well.
I shall raise this at the next team meeting, can't see any objections arising.
get the HR department preggers.
you tube is blocked at work :(
it made no sense my reference.
I've realised that if I have a mug of cereal in the morning I eat my lunch at the proper time and don't spend money on food
feel like breakfast at 6.30 when i have to get ready to go out. Life is a bastard.
Not a bowl?
I'll get fat
make it difficult to get the cereal out? I take it you don't have weetabix!
no I have fitnesse and alpen mixed together
Also, I have a chopped up bananananananana on my cereal. And sultanas. No way this is all going in a mug with cereal and milk. Something would have to give.
Do you have to eat with a teaspoon?
you just only have a little bit, I eat it with a big spoon the mugs are just wide enough.
What cereal do you have?
crunchy nut cornflakes, porridge, bran flakes, whatever really. I like to mix it up different every week - a box generally lasts a week. A big bowlful every morning with the fruit. And it hasn't made me fat. Yet.
stuffed with Alpen a la hamster. There's probably a smiley to represent this - (o) - perhaps?
is split in to periods of prefering Corn Flakes and periods of prefering Frosties.
Anyone else? One morning you wake up, having been eating one for the last 4 months or so, and think "I really fancy (name of the cereal you haven't been eating for the past 4 months or so) today". And you do have some and the process repeats.
it had to be proprietary brands of cereals. Now, I'm not that fussed.
My brother eats cornflakes and weetabix in the SAME BOWL together. Weirdo. He holds the family record for most weetabix eaten in a sitting - 8, two sets of four in a bowl with about two pints of milk. And he was only 14 at the time.
is insane. twice is grotesque. I hope you let him know.
Kelloggs or fuck off. Thats my motto.
He was on a bit of a growth spurt. He was literally a head bigger than everyone else in his school year. He didn't grow much after that. It was probably all weetabix-fuelled anyway.
if he had.
I get annoyed with myself for scoffing my lunch by 11am. I've got some way to go to beat your PB.
although I think scores from your youth, when the rules and boundaries were a little more blurred, shouldn't really count.
Never eaten my lunch before 10am
Unless a cigarette or three counts?
Do you fry, boil, bake, grill or eat them raw?
I really wish I could do this
part-time smoking doesn't seem to have the desired hunger-supressant effect I'd like.
full time. None of that half arsed part time rubbish
quite attached to my lungs :(
It's one or the other. Your choice.
Although I do have an unhealthy taste for guinness* that will backfire at somepoint in my life...
*Not for breakfast though
Brilliant stuff. You would have won, but I just ate mine on the bus on the way in, to try and quench my hangover.
Ham sandwiches for breakfast at 8.30 is a truly winning situation.
we're so cool.
AND sausage. Ultimate win.
you're certainly no Jew.
but thanks for trying, we'll let you know.
We can have a meat wedding. You can throw a leg of lamb instead of a bouquet, we can throw chicken nuggets instead of confetti, we can wear suits of meat and then eat them off in the honeymoon suite after the event.
Oh lord. It's like a dream. A sexy meaty dream.
i'd like this ceremony
It can only result in a long and happy marriage, surely.
at Z3.5 yes?
We'll get Pete from Calories to officiate.
betwixt you, me and Bam. Do try to keep up with your own wedding plans!
yeah she's right
a hat made out of a leg of ham.
'spit-roast' at the juncture or is that entirely inappropriate?
frankly i'm surprised its not come up before
I'm having my own Carry On film here! :)
I SOOOOOO went there!
wrestling name, thanks.
shall i just get a very soiled Lion outfit?
too good in that
too much thigh and my cleavage?
in Manc in July because it combines some decent music with food. And there's a OX roast in the evening!
Wearing my suit made of chicken breasts.
1/10, right? :(
thats fo' sho. You?
and replace Fratellis CDs with 2 week old slices of bread. Interested?
You must also tell me not to buy guitar hero.
it is my second today and my fourth in 24 hours. i think i had 10 a day instead of 5 a day yesterday. is that bad for me?
so you should not go anywhere near a lighted splint.
Or was that magnesium? Lousy GCSEs being ages ago..
that was magnesium
It doesn't go 'pop' does it?
and harru. suicide central.
I haven't eaten between the hours of 9am - 4pm in so long :'(
my Dad will probably make you some
I think its drinks on you and Lauren yes? I joke.
How are you?
Little did I know that when I started this thread about my lack of self control that it would exceed 200 posts. I pronounce this my bestest ever non-Hollyoaks/Cricket thread EVER!
Today Snow_Brigade arrived.
I feel a bit poorly :(
bar the Klaxons bit now I've had my hair cut, surely?
Comes with own hair straighteners and pointy shoes.
And he plays in a band.
a bum bag!
does she live in Stagdo'sville, Leeds?
but only in a Business Continuity sense.
watching girls, geekery and lolz.
For about half an hour. No MMHMM for sure.
does any of that mean. Specifically the very M based acronym or what ever it is.
This seemed a loonnnnng time ago.
the pangs and light headedness have begun.
Things are looking up!
My dead is thumping though.
It's nearly half past three :(
Stupidly complex bloody rolling timetables do not make to great timetimes.
just so's you nose