I'm going to london tomorrow with my mum, which will be nice. She's sorted out a hotel room for the night, and excitedly told me she'd booked us into 'The Fox Club Hotel'.
I looked on their website, and it's a private members club. Have a gander at the list of members,
We are proud to announce that The Fox Club is the home of the elite ‘Pugs Club’, whose members include:
Prince of Furstenberg
The Maharaja of Jodhpur
Prince Pavlos of Greece
Have they just made the majority of these names up? Where is Furstenberg, for christs sake?
Maharaja of Jodhpur is perhaps the best name I have ever heard. He also has a pretty stunning website http://www.maharajajodhpur.com/
Sounds like a pretty shit club, huh.