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to want the germans to win?
I just want to see Ronaldo cry.
His anguish sustains me.
I love it haha
fucking hell, the quicker portugal get out, the quicker big phil can come and take control of chelsea.
Did anyone else hear about the game organisers putting up the wrong German national anthem for their last game? It was something from 1940's. Not exactly HIEL HITLER!, but close.
portugal just scored. i have a feeling that is not going to be the last goal in this game.
I've tried not to, and that hairstyle is genuinely fucked-up, and I did hate him for a bit, but come on! How can you not love him? The adorable wanker.
Plus he reminds me of my boyfriend for numerous reasons awwwwww
that that Alex Ferguson advert was going to be for L'Oreal.
I know this for a fact.
i was kinda hoping he'd use head and shoulders. brilliant shampoo if i must say so myself.
Fergie he had dandruff....he got a boot thrown at him. Can't remember who it was.
swandives are allowed. if that even was a fucking dive.
i should be in the pub supporting them, but i'm poor and feeling antisocial.
says the German 'Rolfers' name it sounds like 'Rompers'. This amuses me.
anguish as Ronaldo was stepped on. Lolz.
as he heads the ball massively high and wide.
THE BOY WONDER!!!
every single piece of hyperbole directed towards Ronaldo for the rest of the game.
it would make for fantastic entertainment. seriously.
Lehmann makes an almighty cock-up and Portugal score an equaliser/winner from it. Clive Tyldesly explodes on air with all his enthusing about Ronaldo.
prove to be wrong. That Turkey game the other day though still makes me nervous about the final outcome here, as good as it looks for Germany right now.
Association soccer, marvellous stuff.
Really though, defend damn it!
Jumpers for goalposts ?? last goalie?? Enduring image, isn't it, hmm?
Get in there Ballack!
can't defend set pieces. absolutely fucking shocking.
alex is getting kicked off for threatening bitchy people with her gangsta friends putting black people/women/single mothers/british people/people back many years.
im am now relying on this threat for clive lulz
Clive fights back the tears.
i really wish i was watching itv instead of espn. just for that quote alone.
when Ronaldo has the ball Clive's voice goes up an octave? Is Ronaldo an illegitimate Tyldesly love child?
"Portugal need something to happen...and they have a guy who might just make something happen."
As Ronaldo balloons a free kick over the bar from a widly ambitious position.
Clive argues he "caught it too cleanly."
for you guys. i really do.
Seriously, would you prefer bumbling, gibbering senile wreck Motson? I think not
I'd rather have an informed, competent commentator who didn't have his tongue halfway up Ronaldo's arsehole.
Clive is the best of a poor selection
I'd rather have Barrie Davies but he quite after being unappreciated next to the gibbering stat gimp.
Barry Davies was/is great (he still does Gymnastics, tennis etc). He quit because he was under-used in football and also he thought the BBC were too england-centric when it came to football coverage
the final to Motson. I loathe Motson; he plays into anti-English (not myself) hands with his CONSTANT crowbarring references to anything vaguely related to premiership/English side even if it's Costa Rica V Ivory Coast.
Davies commentating on Bergkamp scoring against Argentina will go with me to my grave.
OH WHAT A GOAL!!
DENNIS BERGKAMP HAS WON IT FOR HOLLAND
(Dutch Commentary is better!!)
DENNIS BERGKAMP, FRANK DE BEOUR, DENNIS BERGKAMP!!
I HATE DICKO
They're watching Big Brother. Would it be wrong to threaten them with violence if they don't let me watch the rest of the game?
fuck it, i wanted to see that hypocritic nutter escorted out
but she's not. damn.
that we lose great players."
Camera cuts to Ronaldo.
big finish here
Germans hold out...they always do
helder postiga actually scored
are having a heart episode in shock.
We've always had faith.
when he came on against us, my whole family said 'he'll score' and the bastard did.
i hate it when he says that. he always says that.
dont ever try to do a title thread like the above when Nigeria are playing Germany. Might get a few weird looks...
for Portugal, Clive will splooge all over his mic live on air.
germany are through.
david pleat is a buffoon, i just get worked up about it. BALLACK CLEARLY PUSHED HIM YOU TWATS JUST ADMIT YOU DIDNT SEE IT.
As it is i thought portugal were a bit shit, resorting to speculative efforts from 25 yards all the time and never really threatened that much. Ronaldo is wasted up front. Germany dont look fantastic, yet they still get the job done. Theyll probably win it the bastards.
Maybe, just maybe, Carvalho was told to mark Mertesacker at set pieces?
What a shit night.
I was cheering on the Germans for a change, Pepe's little rat face and Ronaldo's pained expressions drove me away from neutrality.
I didn't have the ITV commentary on, I was enjoying Alan Green's opinions on the ref's haircut, but apparently Tyldesley said that the first Portuguese goal was down to the "brilliance of Ronaldo" or something... like fuck it was, he blasted it at the keeper and it was a lucky drop for Gomes, and Metzelder should've got to it.
I don't think Schweinsteiger is ever going to play like that again, he was magnificent.
Simao was appalling, the amount of crosses off the pitch or over the box from him was crazy.
Podolski should start in the hole in the next game, he didn't look good on the wing, and certainly didn't enjoy going back to defend. But get him picking up on balls headed down by Klose and I think it'll work. More shots from him like that one from 40 yards that missed by just half a foot, pls (but going into the net, 'course).
I hope Germany meet Croatia in the semis, which they should given Turkey only have 14 outfield players left now or something, and that Croatia beat them there.
* eee's a beeet tooo fattteee
the best french accent a forum will allow I'm afraid.