Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
Iain Duncan Smith-On Ice
that would be an ice-skating show not really a musical - musicals I associate with non-icy theatres
i think that can be done?
I don't know why everyone's saying Fritzl's evil. Last time an Austrian locked up his daughter and her children they turned it into the most famous musical film of all time. People are such hypocrites.
I've already started writing it. It starts off during Jesus's childhood, with him walking into school one day...
"Hey, you'll never guess what guys! I just turned some WATER into WINE!"
"Stop bullshitting, Jesus. You're always bullshitting."
Then they throw rubbers at him and stuff and tie him to a chair. They turn off the lights and leave him in the darkness, laughing as they go. "Why won't they believe me?" he sobs to himself as the first song of the piece begins.
About midway through his sorrowful lament, the janitor walks into the classroom and unties Jesus before cleaning the room around him. Then as Jesus finishes singing, the janitor enquires "Hey buddy - you thought about writing all this down in a book?" and the ballad segues into an upbeat aria. "A book? A book! I need to write a book!"
That's about as far as I've got so far.
he dances with mops and stuff.
Never underestimate the determination of a quiet Kwan
Whats the point
who wants to be a millionaire opera.
Just think about it, the songs are all pretty much there already...
Noel Edmonds House Party-The Musical