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today i got approached to be in a movie, but my german let me down.
i wish i was fluent.
i could've played the foreigner.
This is a fact.
Why do you need to be fluent in German for that?
NEIN. DAS IST EIN COCK. LOL.
So it's NOT a stuntcock then.
i take it this isn't your first film? what have you been in?
If only I wasn't born with a fat nose.
on the other hand, if it was porn film...
You lack any sort of vigor. You are definately good for nothing.
who goes up to strangers and asks them to be in movies?
I see this joke has been made already.
I just can't do it, it would seem false.
first, I miss Harold's last ever episode of Neighbours, and now this.
Did he die? What will Lou do now? (Lou is still in it, yes?)
they got a caravan and are going to go travelling. Valda's going along too.
oh, and Toadie left yesterday.
sad times for Ramsay Street.
Just because i didn't bloody laugh.
You are joking, yes?
the idea of lou and harold going travelling in a caravan is pretty fucking great
i wish i was good at sport.
are you calling me ugly?
I love this conversation
and mainly on my profile you can just see a guy holding his crotch.
I'm just making this my stock reply. It will never be irrelivent.
if I had tits. Close, mind.
you are a tit?
we prefer the term "mamallery". ZING, or something.
"Ich bin einer kunstlicher Mann". Might get you somewhere.
but it just sounds rather good in English.
but kunstlicherin could work?
"es tut mir leid, mein deutsch ist nicht sehr gut, aber ich habe eine gute musik-kentnisse und ich bin ganz cool. ICH BIN DER ZUKUNFT."
could have been a contender.