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helps me pls
not so bad after all.
hugs and kisses
PS, hes leaving you.
new job? Marge is pregnant?
About time you lost that weight, you fat cunt.
whatsiz name again?
I spelt it wrong there though. It's 'Tristen', apparently.
love to mother and baby
congratulations on busting out of the womb
"better out than in"
"The MMR jab really DOES cause autism"
"If it shits green that's OK. If it shits yellow that's OK. If it shits blood call the doctor"
or if you're feeling really courageous
"According to the Guardian, the cost of bringing up a child in the UK is about £180,000 but that was the 2006 figure. It's probably around £220,000 by now"
then a smiley face, like this ---> :)
PS I smashed your mug whilst you were away.
I wrote, 'Nice One'
i wrote to the kid, "hope nu-rave is back in when your old enough to read this".
it wasnt very funny
many congratulations on the birth of Eliza.
You've had a baby
What do you want, a medal?
Jesus fucking Christ
you're totally one of my favourite occasional posters
vodka, cash and ear muffs as a present.
you''ll have to give us a bit of clue as to your relationship with the couple
lawyer mode engaged.
but I meant the parents. FAIL.