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What's the best way of getting started?
Once you start calling them such things, the rest will fall into line.
I could try birds although it doesn't sound quite right.
I'm not going to be very good at this am I?
Go around with page 3 of the Sun and visibly compare it with the women on the street saying stuff like "PHWOAR!" and "YOU DON'T GET MANY OF THEM TO THE JUST UNDER HALF A KILO, LUV!"
would be a good start.
They spend half the day laughing at men and men-flu and the other half complaining about their colds.
My colleagues that is, not all tarts.
That way you can just take a scattergun approach to hating everything. Misogyny requires too much focus, you're limiting yourself really.
misanthropy is at least thorough so you don't miss anything out, but it can be exhausting if you don't keep your energy levels up.
men are better than women at. For most of your life, you've probably felt unable to express that or talk about it in public. As such, all those repressed feelings are dwelling in your soul somewhere and it's now just a case of tapping into them and letting the hated spew forth.
I offer a 12 week course in Misogyny. It will cost you £300, which I think is very affordable.
Week 1: Calling a bird 'treacle'
How all women are either frigid or slags.
THIS IS MY COURSE!
you can have 5%
"Now, greetings and nicknames. I've always found 'What up, Sugar Tits' to be an excellent way to guarantee a slap round the face and a knee to the groin."
what does this mean?
We used to have a secretary who called me "sugarplum", so count yourself lucky.
with a beautiful, cheating liar
They don't need to be beautiful really. So 90% of women qualify.
If you fall in love with them and they cheat and lie, it'll lead you to hate all women. Obv.
Inconsistent, confusing and unpredictable seems to cause enough problems...
super men who can handle anything that comes their way with grace from the ones that get all confused an flustered
but it probably works.
Interestingly enough, I also used the phrase "Drowned In Sound messageboards".