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HOW DARE THEY!?
HOW DARE THEY!?
ruining Hannah's relationship?
its a week of Hollyoaks hell
Anyway. Wedding day tragedy.
I've waited and waited for Max to get a break, and then this. Bastards.
We have so much in common.
That's rather drastic?
They'll have forgotten about it in a week though.
you're, leik, a superfan. When I hear Hollyoaks I hear snow_brigade.
is going on my CV.
Or at least a sticker on my celophane wrapping*.
*do with this as you please
like the fire, the rapist did it.
what'll become of Tom?
is surely stuck with him, no?
since Lee and Bombhead left
and his mother's corpse was great unintentional comedy
and it's more fun than ever. i want explosions and fire and everyone dead
Ah well, at least you can console yourself with being chatted up by 16 year olds.
we'll shoulder the blame and regret together.
when they found out our actual ages though.
but I just googled for the spoilers and this is so sad.
I hate it when writers do this, what a bucnh of cunts. This will not create new storylines, and will make no-one happy, why can't there be at least one happy ending after so much tradegy.
In fake-life world, this is just sad. sad sad sad.
they were building up to a happy ending for Max. I'd even grown to love-to-the-point-of-fancying-the-actress-when-i-used-to-think-her-a-bit-irritating Steph.
MY TV HEART IS BREAKING.
Niall just runs Max over because he fancies Steph.
I started watching it around 2003, and I HATED him from day 1. Him and his horrible best friend with his shitty little accent.
Max is a negative, unfunny, boring character, laden with tragedy and responsibility. I want him dead. I want him on fire.
via Niall's car as I understand it.
If only it was a suicide bomb car which also killed Niall and the rest of the McQueens.
he'll do a mister C and come back as a ghost
to attract the youth vote in the local elections.
Then the next scene was him jumping out at a young couple from behind a bush and delivering an almighty, two-years-out-of-date
craig is coming back and will be doing some lat night specials
Craig is a tool. His ott, 'I AM ACTING' facial expressions always used to piss me off
my friend dubbed him 'Actorboy' for this
And Hannah 'Dinnergirl'.
such boring actors to play mentally ill people. Niall and Newt are both incapable of doing anything remotely interesting. I bet Niall still has that stupid blank face on when he's running down Max. If so, I can't wait.
that Niall is a 'Fight Club' style figment of Newt's imagination, no?
Myra's son then?
SATAN IS HIS FATHER.
but if Niall's a figment of Newt's imagination...
I meant Eli, not Niall.
I thought you meant they both were. That would be a great twist. Half the village is just Newt's imagination.
sorry. I was wrong to question your Holloaks knowledge.
but I've only really been watching full-time for a year, so when people talk about old characters I've no idea what's going on. Unless they were noticeable on the Sunday morning omnibuses when I was 15.
that Eli is in Newt's head.
I just sort of wrote off the lack of continuity that nobody cared when he was in the house as unique Hollyoaks writing.
and has a great line in cheeky chat.
but as long as he keeps Sarah and Nancy out of the way, so be it.
in every single sense of the word. Looks awful, talks awful, acts awful. Anything else? He probably smells awful.
he is a bellend, a crap actor and, on top of that, I find Nancy really attractive.
I spent some time trying to perfect his menacing 'move head towards subject of ire whilst slightly tilling head to the side' look. People now think I'll bury them.
or we can go dispose of a corpse, which ever you fancy. Bring a spade.
as long as they're not mentally unstable bomb manufacturers
produce fairly unconvincing tears at the threat of your arrest or leaving or something? I can do that.
but she's short, angry and has unusual hair - that's probably what does it.
The guy who plays Warren makes me laugh, his idea of acting is just to gradually shout louder and louder. I like what he's doing to Jake Dean though, I always hated him and his annoying face.
I like quirky girls, but not quite that quirky
"I've got BUSINESS to attend to"
And by business, he means sitting in that office and looking at the books for the club. All day. Every day.
But the most annoying character of all time is the Crazy Frog.
"AAAAAAAAAAahhhhhhh wheresh da giiiiirlshaaaaaaaah?"
This infuriates me every time. And his dodgy smile when it's his turn to be the advert break man.
'rubber gurn-face' :D:D:D:D
I'll wait to see how the tide turns.
the way his jaw moves when he kisses is not fit for pre-watershed.
1. hannah and nancy drinking at least 3 bottles of wine between the two of them.
2. that new bouncer character making fun of nancy for being short despite the fact he is only about an inch taller than her.
3. hannah with her shirt off. FTW. yes i went there.
i love her.
The world's most unconvincing model.
I call her 'Scarface'
why they thought she could be a model is beyond me.
aside from the fact that she's probably fairly tall, she has nothing else going for her. nothing. and she has the worst dress sense ever. she should sack her stylist.
mike barnes is currently listening to the enemy.
that Amy is by far the most annoying of the Hollyoaks girls. I don't mean to be harsh but her attempts at smiling make me cringe
i watched it when i was unemployed. i still can because i get home in time for it now but still, i want to know. tell me. summarise it.
Another late-night version of Channel 4 soap Hollyoaks is to air on E4.
The new series, currently entitled Late Night Hollyoaks, will see the return of Guy Burnet as Craig Dean to save his sister in a dramatic cliff-top rescue.
The bank of five 60-minute episodes will also see various characters travel to Belfast with unexpected results; an extremely unlikely marriage; the Dirty Diegos fighting first night nerves as they prepare to play their debut gig; and the students of Hollyoaks Community College spicing things up and getting more than they bargain for.
Tony Wood, creative director at Lime Pictures said: "Hollyoaks is performing well on all fronts. It's viewed by 16 million people across the week and is up 24% on E4. Therefore, it is fitting that the programme should expand across that channel where its audience is growing fastest. This new hour-long format will give far greater scope to explore our characters and I'm delighted to be giving our fans an opportunity to enjoy Hollyoaks even more."
Meanwhile, Camilla Campbell, commissioning editor for drama at Channel 4 said: "Winning more British Soap Awards than any other soap this year goes to show that Hollyoaks has not only grown up in the eyes of the viewers, but it’s also being taken seriously by the industry and critics alike."
She added: "A late night slot on E4 is the perfect opportunity for the writers and producers to take the drama to another level and be more daring with adult storylines, whilst also keeping the fun playfulness that Hollyoaks fans love."
The special episodes will begin filming in September and transmit in November.
Previous late-night specials have included Movin' On, Let Loose, In The City and eight one-offs.
he comes back for John Paul and the priest leaves, so I've heard.
Can anyone say 'Drama'
And he told a story of meeting the head of drama at Channel 4 when at the Edinburgh Fringe a couple of years ago. He said he asked her why they don't make Hollyoaks better. She replied that they have tried in the past, but viewing figures drop considerably when they try and make it more respectable and stop writing in such shit storylines/characters
In short, it's all YOUR fault
my mate used to work at E4 and she said the same thing. No one likes it when its quality acting and storytelling, when its trash everyone loves it. Its why there's never really any harrowing storylines anymore, like the Rob thing where everonye got bored, or the court case that dragged on for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
I just wanted to say that that bouncer with the giant chin is the worst person in Hollyoaks ever EVER.
I still think I should be the official spokesperson for Hollyoaks on this board. With a badge:
Max to die at hands (wheels) of Nial post wedding
Sarah's face is collapsing
Danny is Crazy Frog
People like Hannah when she's in her underwear
one of them has an affair.
I hate gangster characters.
I just based a prolonged internet chat-up on being a gangster character, don't ruin it for me!
what does Warren call Louise? I was searching for an appropriate gangsterish pet name then but failed!
are we back on now?
NO ONE WILL
*cries a little*
I like Max, but if there's terrible maudlin Tom scenes I'll throw things at my tv.
taht the now lovely Steph goes back to annoying horrid Steph, I'll be very disappointed.
Waaake op Max!
Please Max! Waaake oop!
Why does all ma family daaaaie?
will be holding him in his arms as he goes.
plus OB is marrying Summer. Good lad.
She looks like a fat version of a beautiful girl I used to d8 way back when.
he totally showed up OB on T4 a few years back, it was amazing to watch
OB comes back for the funeral
Louise commits Christmas Suicide (Jolly)
Eli is a figment of Newt's imagination, and Warren figures that out
Craig comes back.
"Hey Louise, you know that bloke that walks round with Newt? I don't reckon he exists."
I find Jackie mildly attractive. I have tried to wash this dirt off but it just won't clean; I can't help it!
pre-crack and in the right light I'm there! Even with the lil drug problem it's still better than Jackie....it's an embarrassing weakness.