When I first started visiting internet messageboards (circa '97, the virtual Irish Pub, fact fans), everyone always used to write like this:
Hey, that's really funny! Are you single?
*flutters eyelids suggestively*
Fuck you gaylord! I'm actually a boy! LOL
*sticks fingers up and makes the wanker sign*
Why does no one do this
kind of thing anymore? Is it because it's really shit? Or does it still happen elsewhere on the worldwideweb?
*shrugs shoulders, walks away*