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do they time it specifically so they can catch you coming out of the shower :''(
did a stint as window cleaner. I'll ask him and report back.
Only my mum knows that. There's one spot in the house they can't see you. I stand there for 25 minutes while the dog goes mental. I have no idea why I do it.
like I just did?hahaha oh noes..
He's now in my bed. Hott
and a big grin
because I don't know why I do it. There's an old thread on DiS about being woken up by the window cleaner one morning only to find I was naked for some reason and had kicked the covers off. He was whistling. I never worked out if that was just because he was a window-cleaner or if he'd had something to do with it.
Ask me about any incidents that happened whilst cleaning windows.
1. Naked fat man opened curtains on me.
2. Caught single 40s guy watching not nice things.
3. Jumped over fence into dog muck.
Horrible, horrible job - that pays very well.
I hide in the attic.
was a window cleaner when he first came to this country. Er, he met my mum cleaning her windows ;-) (True Story)
I think this is because my windows looked like filth within two weeks of me doing them and it bugs me. I'm having extremely literal dreams at the moment.
i'm sure you'll get many offers to clean yr windows weekly.
I think it's just the impossible dream!
and someone rang me and asked if i wanted conservatory yesterday, we can always dream!
You should've got them round to quote. A seventh floor conservatory on stilts would be pretty great.
i did let him do his whole thing about how great they are, about 8 minutes passed before i broke the news to him.
the poor kid,