God, have you seen this recently? Firstly, it's branding itself as "Now Weekly!" like it wasn't weekly for years. It's virtually a poster book but still feels it has to offer content too, so there's *four* pages of photos with bubble captions and a two-page competition in which a picture of a top player's face is presented and the reader is invited to uglify and generally deface it, the best, whatever qualitative standards they use for that, winning a prize.

There is also a cartoon strip called Fartinho. It features a Brazilian footballer who breaks wind a lot. Simon and Chris Donald must sometimes regret what they started.