I've just come back from a party. I had my breakfast (or whatever you want to call it, I haven't slept so I don't think it technically qualifies as breakfast) where I was sat next to people just like yourselves on their way to work, and made sure to have a very loud phone conversation about how I was on my way home to go to bed.
I have spent the night doing amazingly cool things that you still fantasise about, even if you were lucky enough to any of these things before you became an office worker/loser.
I'm going to go to bed now and sleep until 3 or so.
Have a good day at work xxxxxxxxxxxxxx