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worthy of death or what?
SHEESH. Calm down, yeah? Savour the queue, take in the view. Word.
Some people need to chill out. You'll give yourself heart failure
sounds largely gay...
I need to go and check a ministatement in a minute. If you start hurrying me, I'll bite yer nose off.
"what are you doing, writing an essay?"
they get 30 seconds cos im generous. im done in 20 tho, cos i'm that slick.
people who check their balance then print a receipt off. Get their card back, then repeat the process to extract £10. DIE CUNTS
per visit. That's it fuckers.
and it's scary, because it says 'please enter your card' long after you have done.
placenta york hard
Just a nasty disease...
but try being stuck in line behind a lady who's letting her 3-year-old punch in all the numbers at liverpool street station in peak hour, when you're already running late for work!!
i'll be ripe for an aneurysm soon.
People who have been waiting in a queue for several minutes and only when they are actually in front of the machine does it occur to them to rummage through their bag for their card... they need to die.
These are the same people who look baffled by the bewildering choices the machine offers. "10? 20? I just can't decide. Mmm, do I want a receipt? Not sure, let me weigh up the pros and cons..."
Then their card & money pop out and you're standing on their heels, dying of frustration, but no, they still have to carefully count the money, put it in their wallet, put the wallet in their bag...
Meanwhile, my cash machine technique is like Seinfeld's.
i dont care. why would i?
but completely inconsiderate cunts who don't have the decency to just not waste other peoples time for no reason?
are wasting your LIFE
what else am i gonna be doing? having a poo or something. ill be fine i think.
why does that matter?
are those absolute fuckheads who put in multiple cards because they're so braindead as to have no idea what account they're using and how much is in it.
these things conspire to make her deathworthy
I'm trying to slow down
I waste nobodys time.
where do you get cash from?
both cash-in-hand. I've got a savings account for my EMA, but I havent touched it yet. about a grand or something in there... hooray.
also I think I have a normal account, but I don't see the point.
and you have to enter your phone number, twice!
your an utter cunt!
cash (no receipt)
card in wallet
cash in wallet
wallet in pocket
that's like 20 seconds?
and you have to wait 30 seconds for your card to pop out
Kill them already Kill them
I fucking kill them
Fucking Kill them
Kill them already kill them.
Here you can do what you want and nobody ever gets annoyed. Why, I could drive down the high street at 2mph and the worst I'd get would be a tut.
where you'd get a speeding ticket + congestion charge + flyer under the wipers?
and the whole street would honk their horns/call you a cunt/try and beat you up.
All through my childhood I thought it was shit and I couldn't wait to move to London. Then I came back from London (which was totally shit) and I've realised it's incredible.
The folly of youth, eh?
I grew up in London. Every time I go somewhere else in the country I just think it's bit lacking, really.
the awful phrasing of the "Do you want to use this cash point in Welsh?" question, which every bloody bank decided to word differently and give different options for.
If that happens, all bets are off, and I'm more than willing for people to take as long as they want.
which throws a hissy fit if you ask it to do more than one activity in a single visit.
trying to make the experience more human by making their machines replicate the actions of their staff.
(!) who took out £50. to do this she insterted her card 5 times, and got £10 out each time. Apparently, she "can't be dealing with a twenty at this time in the morning!"
More power to her.
completely mundane everyday things i have ever seen.
why wouldn't you want a £20 at 9am?
that £20 notes are much heavier than £10 ones. And most people are probably more likely to lose a note in the morning.
No, I can't actually think of a good reason. I have to be honest.
just in the hope of killing her.
I am DEFINITELY going to do this (the £50 thing, not 12 monkeys).
You'll be like Dom Joly or something.
are people who print out a statement, take a step away from the cashpoint, then decide they do want to get some money out after all, as the bloke in front of me did last week.
People who leave their cards in the machine also want their heads testing, as you then feel obliged to run after them, thereby losing your place in the queue.
this to the max