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Two canibals eating a clown, one turns the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
Diana couldn't stop either
That was the worst joke telling i ever did hear
Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late.
In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".
they love a little underground house
"Fancy a bit of how's-your-father?"
because he wanted to remain a bat-chelor
This is actually true. He had to ask my Uncle for a lift.
cos hes a FUCKING INVALID
Well, I say he watched me. He was facing in my direction.
because she was a woman
My girlfriend lives forty miles away.
Q: Who is the famous plumber husband of Yeah Yeah Yeahs cantankerous frontwoman Karen-O?
that was bad.
Q: Which former New Zealand rugby player is world renowned for his excellent (but extraordinarily low pitched) cow impressions?
A: Jonah Low Moo
Your mother is so fat, the British Geological Survey recently hired her to carry out some seismographs in the Border counties area......in addition to being morbidly obese she also held a BSc (Hons) in Applied Geology.
This fella is reading the newspaper and his wife comes in and says: "Well?"
The fella says: "You've changed something?"
She says: "Yes."
He says: "You've had your hair done?"
She says: "No."
He says: "You're wearing a new dress?"
She says: "No"
He says: "You've lost weight."
He says: "I give up."
She says: "I'm wearing a gas mask."
But on the other hand, it was MASSIVE
Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING KNOW MAN - YOU WEREN'T THERE!