"Jane

get to bed you fool

Joe

you go to bed you drunken fool

Jane

i am very drunk

my name is now fiona fuck a lot - have just been to becky's ann summers party

Joe

I've just copy and pasted that

Jane

don't care right now tho' i might in the morning

Joe

I'll come wake you up at half 7

Jane

becky was tina tit wank

Joe

hahahaha

copy and paste!

Jane

wendy wet lips

clare clit

anna anal

forgotten the rest

Joe

HAHAHAHA

hahaha

Jane

t'was a good night

Joe

sounds it! Did becky have fun?

Jane

she is ever so drunk

Joe

good on her!

Jane

did you know that you can get an 'i Gasm'!!

Joe

what?!

Jane

plug it in and have fun....with the Archers

Joe

excuse me?!

Jane

you plug it into you iPod and the attachments make sure that you 'boogie' along to the music..."

OH. MY. GOD.