I was touched inappropriately by some drunken late 30s women who were clad as slutty police officers. Lots of 'Ello' daaaaarlin, what's yer name, then?' etc etc

They were touching my cock through my jeans, to be fair I wasn't doing much to stop them, but basically...I feel your pain sisters. this must be what it's like being a woman in any bar on any given night.