Though unlikely, if you come into contact with anyone in the next few years and my name comes up, please, change the subject very quickly. Do not - DO NOT - engage. Even if the subject is juicy with ribald tales of alleged malfeasance and cuntery.
Also: Try not to divulge where I live or work.
If you do not know me or where I live and work, please disregard this message and do not try to find out any of these things for yourself.