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All over your back
it should be on the other side, going top to bottom. that way, when his old chap is erect and some crumpet is sidling over to sit on it she'll get that message the right way.
on your butt.
is it sfw?
"Creakyknees" in Chinese?
in absurd gothic script capitals going up your forearms. My neighbour had the names of his kids like this (I always thought it was in case he forgot)
in gothic font.
Or just a jet-black square.
1) Relinquish all decisions to complete fucking strangers on the internet.
2) See point 1
3) Bake your own bread.