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I won't get on though will I?
you have frequent emotional meltdowns and outbursts of anger and you're assured of a place.
DISCLAIMER: I know very little about this show
Although it seems that you need sales experience. Do you have sales experience?
and you're a shoe-in.
It may explain why everyone is such talentless, hassle-y sales wank stains
See you in the boardroom.
telling several memebers of the buisness world to consume his effluence.
Also he supports Arsenal and had "I hate Yids" written on his pencil case when he was 11
Robert was absolutely appaling on this task, and was too busy consuming amaretto to give an effective input to the team.
He also said he hates Chas and Dave, and Amstrad.
I heart Amstrad, I even bought one of those bull shit e-mail machines. I AM AMSTRAD
I wouldn't wash my bloody car with Jurgen Klinsmanns shirt.
practically anyone can!
Possibly the worst candidate ever. I'm still shocked he made it so far.
I mean I've met some crap pretend Jews in my time, but he was rock bottom
if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't have had the immortal 'we can pull your pants down to check' line.
Is that the left or the right?
"It's not personal, it's business"
My first mission was to hunt down and kill and abusive man in Somalia. He paid with blood
'That's business baby'
'I don't care who I crush, I'm here to make money'
'Fuck your rules, I only deal in cold hard sterling'
"I can haggle low like jacques cousteau"
"at the end of the day, if you can't afford to ride the business train you can always skip the money barrier at the other side. My dad taught me that."
"I mean I respect Sir Alan but I am my own man. If he said "jump" I wouldn't say "how high?". I'd literally do the opposite and just stand on the spot as still as I could. These kind of things are important."
"Sure I can't use computers, but I have a degree in Independant Thought"
get all these tatto'd on your face.
Just for japes.
"Let's keep kneecapping the opposition."
"Yes! Five gold rings!"
could be a bit gay
"Are the afterburners on full thrust? YOU BET!"
"We're merely running our bulletins through the cappucino machine of innovation, see if it comes out frothy."
"Could you come for a brief scuba in my think tank?"
Prices, Money and WINNING"
You have common sense and actually have a clue about what you are doing.
if not i'm going to register you now.
and it's done me no harm.
What makes you different from everyone else applying?
My answer: I actually have a sense of humour, I haven't got a silver spoon shoved in my mouth and I'm not a boisterous northerner.
that's what they want
i could say "don't you point that chubby little finger at me 'alan' amstrad lol" and walk out
a £4 million loss a year anyway."
I'm so getting on it.