Seriously, there's a fucking line in the sand. Beyond which YOU DO NOT spend your entire working day burping so gutterally and horribly that it's actually making me feel ill.
Some mental Yorkshireman grumbling on about fighting and making racist asides all day while doing no fucking work is bad enough, but this I can't deal with. This fuck is a bad human.
I've only got 2 weeks left here but he has CROSSED THE AFOREMENTIONED SAND-LINE! I'm not sure what happens now he's crossed it though. Do I slimily get him fired? Or twat him in the bastard with a laminator? How this waste of burst capillaries and knuckle hair even got a job is beyond me.