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Possibly king of twats.
You can't really get much lower.
Jeez. He really is a prime cunt. Which means he's indivisible by anyone but himself.
I was giving an example of how someone could be lower.
I don't know how him and Richard Curtis (foppish titbag) made Blackadder.
All the jokes are 'Blackadder does a big long insult in a deadpan style'.
you're wrong don't you?
Even the first series has a lot of good stuff in it.
and I therefore do not agree.
All better than Blackadder.
He should, but he wrote a musical for Queen, for fuck's sake. And his stand-up has always been smug and terrible and he writes fuck-awful airport novels.
He told us who was now doing what and pointed out they were all faceless, nonentity suits.
Then a few minutes later it was, "Here, look at him? Who is he? You've forgotten him already, haven't you?"
* agreement from the audience *
The man in question was John Major who'd just been made Chancellor or something. Weird.
OH MY GOD! THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Don't you think?
Well, technically coincidental.
Ben Elton is a TOTAL CUNT, though, for being a massive cunting hypocrite. And for the Thin Blue Line.
that horrible cunt on big brother
that's a bit harsh.
that cunt, that total wanker who spends pretty much all day being a tosser
that cunt, with the face!
I'm confused. I thought this was about that utter cunt Ben Elton.
the execellent topical news programme he did with Alex Chung? Outstanding comedy for both young and old!
But he did co-write Blackadder so he has to be forgiven. But it is hard.
It's funny but I like to think the main force behind that was Curtis and Atkinson.
just how consistently E4/T4 discover brand new cunts to present their programmes. Vernon Kay, Steve Jones, Nick Grimshaw, George Lamb and now this Zezi Afore abomination. It's almost as if they don't want anyone to watch.