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just had this logical gem.
"why don't you like arsenal?"
"because arsen venga is a pedaphile"
Sue: "Oh, do you like Dr Who?"
Me: "No, not really."
Sue: "Oh right."
Woman: Did you watch Big Brother?
Me: No, it's bloody awful.
woman: did you watch big brother/i'm a celebrity/britain's got talent/pop idol/graham norton?"
woman: oh you should have it was really good one of them was crying and it was really sad and then the judge said she wasn't good enough to be on stage and then johnny argued with diane about chicken nuggets and I AM GOING TO TALK TO YOU INCESSANTLY ABOUT TV YOU HATE UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO LEAVE THE ROOM.
you just switch off and nod at certain intervals. Or start screaming.
because arsenal fans are all pedaphiles
It says on your profile you're 16. I can't work this one out - Theo?
I don't get that bit.
im 17 and an arsenal; supporter does that mean im a pedafile?
Do you want to have sex with children?
Just to piss them off I feigned disinterested when INFACT I registered my interest online AND have my upgrade waiting. :(
"You should have seen the goals!"
"Really? What were they like?"
"Oh man! It was all raining and that! And the last goal was a deflection!"
"Oh yeah, I was watching that game. I thought you meant something else."
"I need a Coffee."
(sitting there in an awkward science)
ok im guna.... do some work now
(hurry off which breaks into a run)
C - "so what did you do after uni?"
Me - "lived in berlin for a year"
C - "ooh, lovely"
*30 minutes later*
C - "so, what country is berlin in? actually is it a country??"
Me - "it's in germany. did you do history at school?"
C - "yes, why?"
Me - "nevermind"
Tap tap tap tap
Tap tap tap
in a very hardwood area?
and it's most unrewarding.
Paper balls get thrown my way.
Walks into my team’s bay to talk to someone and spots my great escape wristband.
FG: 'what’s the bracelet for, so someone doesn't lose you huhu'
Me: No I’m diabetic
FG: oh….(awkward silence while I stare him in the face)….right sorry