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Tell us some stories.
except for a boring old "caught wanking" story that everyone has
I'll tell some stories another time.
Maybe at Zonino...the bus story got me 4 DRINKS when I told it in Australia....I need to get me some of that again
Although I have been caught with my head inbetween my girlfriends legs.
I got kicked out cos I told her that if he wanted to watch he could at least get me a cigarette.
i got my face beaten until bloody and then kicked out still attempting to throw my clothes on.
but were you raping?
Did the girl at least try and defend you?
her mum went batshit mental, calling her daughter a disgusting whore/slag etc, threatened to call the police and then started bashing me. obviously if i laid a finger on her she'd have gone ahead and called the old bill so i just took it.
You should have told her to do one.
You're the innocent party
with his girlfriend by her uncle, who then chased him down the street, pantless.
on one of my last nights in my house. A housemates girlfriend and her brother were over and we all had a drink. He started hanging around with me and our lass so we were in my room. He got pissed on vodka with us and got naked and passed out on my bed after trying to suck on my girlfriends rather large breasts.
I also threatened to throw his bare ass out on the street if he didn't behave himself.
I can handle a bit of nakedness just don't try and touch up my woman.
that would totally put him off teh analz