Let me see your MC skillz!!!!!
Yo ma boyz and bitches, lets see your rhymes an bliss.
I bet your rappins like me gran- she fukin reeks of piss.
Y'all know my rhymes are blatting and I got ya over a barrel.
Yous be soon singing my username like a fucking Christmas Carol.
Cos I ain't done no shit all day but still i'm getting paid
Not like all my brothers, flipping Whoppers on da minimum wage.
Me been cruising round the hood wid da windows ridin low
Wid my 16inch standard alloys on my entry level Mondeo,
The bitches they'd all want me
But dey just don't know it yet,
Wait til dey hears my turbo diesel engine
That'll make em wet wet wet!
Just like Marti Pellow who's been honking on some crack
I feel like i'm on fire until da police get on my back.
Dey want to see my details, Is these wheels registered in my name?
I tell them dey is fuckin racist, treatin us brothers all the same.
"Calm down, Sir" dey tell me "Please, no need to shout!"
"We're only stopping to tell you you've got a tail light out!"
The fuckin pigs jack me off, always on dis brothers ass
So I jump back in my Ford and i slam down on the gas.
As I pull away I stick the V back to those losers.
I'm so f*ckin bad i don't even bother wid mirror, signal, maneuver.
So I drive away real fast, like my man Lewis i'm a winner.
If i don't get real soon i'm gonna be late for mummas chicken dinner.