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It was pretty boring. I was abroad when it happened. They've got nothing on me.
I did not do it. I was abroad.
interview took 3 fucking hours. I'm still a free man!
'bout a murder in Norf Lahndan t'other week. He's been growing a beard for months as a disguise so they don't recognise him when he sends them down.
but he's been growing a beard for months? I think he knows a lot more than he's letting on.
is there yet more friendly Glasgow behaviour?
I live literally about a minutes walk from it.
in dimagio's restaurant
are they going to vote using shards of pottery? are you going to be ostrocised?
(yes, I know that's Roman and not Greek)
I stumbled around for a polite word for fat, and the policeman suggested 'heavy'!
wearing a beret and a string of garlic? Oh-hee-hoh-hee-hoh"
witnessed an attempted murder when he went on holiday to wales the other week. TRUE STORY.
in the appearance questionaire bit he had to check a box for facial hair, and he ticked "stubble".