Boards

and stinky

I was refused leave by the invigilator and eventually I just left it. I didn't get a mark, but it was worth it.

I was later told I should have been allowed to go to the loo. What a cunt.

Someone at my school pissed themselves in year nine sats and ran out crying. Funny at the time. Not really now.

and just thought this was an easy way to cheat on the 'guess the size and depth of a pool of ink' question.

are allowed to have toilet breaks during exams. boys arent. fuckers.

Why did she do that?

and went out the night before, then remembered about it on the way home, at about 6 in the morning, I went in for it, and had to be escourted to the toilet, where I blew chunks on the floor. I got a B!

Entrance exam for the secondary school I eventually went to. My teacher at primary school had told us that if we went to the toilet during an entrance exam, we wouldn't be allowed back into the exam room, so I did what I had to do. Several times. The third time, a little fountain of wee came up from my trousers and I had to cover it up with scrunched up tissues.

Then at the end, I informed who I assumed was a sixth former of what had happened, because the chair I'd been sitting in obviously needed to be cleaned, but in retrospect, he was probably no more than a couple of years older than me. That must have been a good day for him.