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Pissing yourself during an exam

medulla [Edit] [Delete] 63 replies 17:15, 10 June '08

So i work for a company that hosts exams nationwide, and a 22 year old student in a London centre today pissed herself instead of asking the invigilator to go to the toilet.

Strange, no?

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  • Strange

    and stinky

    commandercool | 10 Jun '08, 17:15 | X
    • apparently she had white trousers

      medulla @commandercool | 10 Jun '08, 17:16 | X
      • Hot

        Pigfoot_ @medulla | 10 Jun '08, 17:17 | X
      • Strange, stinky

        and stainy!

        commandercool @medulla | 10 Jun '08, 17:17 | X
  • I very nearly did once

    I was refused leave by the invigilator and eventually I just left it. I didn't get a mark, but it was worth it.

    I was later told I should have been allowed to go to the loo. What a cunt.

    Someone at my school pissed themselves in year nine sats and ran out crying. Funny at the time. Not really now.

    Pigfoot_ | 10 Jun '08, 17:16 | X
    • yeah it is

      medulla @Pigfoot_ | 10 Jun '08, 17:17 | X
      • Nah, cause he was a bit mental

        Pigfoot_ @medulla | 10 Jun '08, 17:18 | X
  • She probably had a fluid dynamics estimation

    and just thought this was an easy way to cheat on the 'guess the size and depth of a pool of ink' question.

    TheoGB | 10 Jun '08, 17:17 | X
    • H2Oh theo

      joeymahone @TheoGB | 10 Jun '08, 17:18 | X
      • 13/16

        There was a similar question in a past maths paper when we were revising for A-Level maths.

        I was very fucking glad standards had dropped.

        TheoGB @joeymahone | 10 Jun '08, 17:22 | X
  • girls at my school

    are allowed to have toilet breaks during exams. boys arent. fuckers.

    prof-kitsch | 10 Jun '08, 17:17 | X
    • That's almost certainly illegal

      Tell someone and get someone fired!

      Pigfoot_ @prof-kitsch | 10 Jun '08, 17:18 | X
      • Or just get toilet breaks for boys.

        Maybe the boys' toilet is scrawled with graffiti that lists all the answers?

        TheoGB @Pigfoot_ | 10 Jun '08, 17:25 | X
    • that's well racist

      TheSoundofBastards @prof-kitsch | 10 Jun '08, 17:30 | X
  • Why?

    Why did she do that?

    Bushido | 10 Jun '08, 17:18 | X
  • I forgot about an exam

    and went out the night before, then remembered about it on the way home, at about 6 in the morning, I went in for it, and had to be escourted to the toilet, where I blew chunks on the floor. I got a B!

    moousee | 10 Jun '08, 17:19 | X
    • You puked on the exam paper and got a B?

      And they say standards aren't slipping...

      Pigfoot_ @moousee | 10 Jun '08, 17:20 | X
      • well, that would make the story more entertaining...

        moousee @Pigfoot_ | 10 Jun '08, 17:21 | X
      • That reminds me of my foolproof plan

        Basically, if you've completely fucked up an exam, towards the end of it, just stick your fingers down your throat and vomit over your exam script.

        Zapsta @Pigfoot_ | 10 Jun '08, 17:28 | X
  • I did this when I was 10

    Entrance exam for the secondary school I eventually went to. My teacher at primary school had told us that if we went to the toilet during an entrance exam, we wouldn't be allowed back into the exam room, so I did what I had to do. Several times. The third time, a little fountain of wee came up from my trousers and I had to cover it up with scrunched up tissues.

    Then at the end, I informed who I assumed was a sixth former of what had happened, because the chair I'd been sitting in obviously needed to be cleaned, but in retrospect, he was probably no more than a couple of years older than me. That must have been a good day for him.

    Zapsta | 10 Jun '08, 17:19 | X
    • yeah...but she was 22 and was permitted to get to the toilet

      medulla @Zapsta | 10 Jun '08, 17:22 | X
    • Was it a young Ice Cube?

      TheoGB @Zapsta | 10 Jun '08, 17:23 | X
      • I'm glad someone noticed.

        Cheers :D

        TheoGB @Jack_El_Biscuit | 10 Jun '08, 17:27 | X
      • Three times?!

        How long was the exam?

        Donnie @Zapsta | 10 Jun '08, 17:31 | X
        • It was a day long thing

          consisting of 3 exams, each an hour and a half long.

          Zapsta @Donnie | 10 Jun '08, 17:33 | X
      • Whatever happened to self-control?

        http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/fergie_1.jpg

        ThierryEnnui | 10 Jun '08, 17:20 | X
        • that's got to be unfortunate sweat patterns, surely?

          medulla @ThierryEnnui | 10 Jun '08, 17:23 | X
          • Nah, I'm pretty sure she would have pissed herself on stage.

            :-o

            TheoGB @medulla | 10 Jun '08, 17:23 | X
          • I vote piss

            but I guess we'll never know for sure. Her horrid, horrid lady lumps.

            ThierryEnnui @medulla | 10 Jun '08, 17:24 | X
            • definitely wee wee

              it was on nevermind the buzzcocks so it must be true!!

              rusty0403 @ThierryEnnui | 10 Jun '08, 17:34 | X
        • Looks like she could do with the hairdryer treatment.

          joeymahone @ThierryEnnui | 10 Jun '08, 17:23 | X
          • I reckon there's more risk of fungal infections off of pissypants

            than shower water. Get that 'dryer in.

            bamos @ZsaZsaGaBoring | 10 Jun '08, 17:33 | X
            • Not 'in', exactly.

              That might be a bit rude.

              bamos @bamos | 10 Jun '08, 17:34 | X
              • not to mention uncomfortable!

                sadpunk @bamos | 10 Jun '08, 17:36 | X
                • You people

                  I make a football-related joke for the first time in my life and this is what happens.

                  joeymahone @sadpunk | 10 Jun '08, 17:37 | X
                  • I made that mistake once

                    Never again.

                    sadpunk @joeymahone | 10 Jun '08, 17:40 | X
                    • I'm holding out for a drywall joke here please.

                      bamos @sadpunk | 10 Jun '08, 17:41 | X
                      • Q. What's dry and wall-like?

                        A. Drywall

                        sadpunk @bamos | 10 Jun '08, 17:43 | X
                        • Why did you ask that in a Geordie accent?

                          bamos @sadpunk | 10 Jun '08, 17:44 | X
                          • cos the drywall is in my new castle!

                            (sorry)

                            sadpunk @bamos | 10 Jun '08, 17:46 | X
                            • COMEDY DURHAM ROLL

                              bamos @sadpunk | 10 Jun '08, 17:47 | X
                              • (Tyne and) Wear funny!!

                                sadpunk @bamos | 10 Jun '08, 17:48 | X
                • and you have to remember to take the diffuser off!

                  sadpunk @ZsaZsaGaBoring | 10 Jun '08, 17:41 | X
                  • Is that an electrical joke?

                    You're so manly.

                    bamos @sadpunk | 10 Jun '08, 17:42 | X
                    • I know!

                      I'm going to buy some overalls! :D

                      sadpunk @bamos | 10 Jun '08, 17:44 | X
                      • For your impression of Charlene from Neighbours?

                        bamos @sadpunk | 10 Jun '08, 17:46 | X
                        • I should be so lucky!

                          sadpunk @bamos | 10 Jun '08, 17:47 | X
                • fanjita is being stolen. Yoink!

                  medulla @ZsaZsaGaBoring | 10 Jun '08, 17:24 | X
                  • the word, not yours...

                    medulla @medulla | 10 Jun '08, 17:24 | X
                • A think I guy in my year did that during a class test

                  he fell asleep and wet himself. It was really sad. Surprisingly people were pretty sensitive about it and he wasn't ruined.

                  yes_ | 10 Jun '08, 17:26 | X
                  • urined*

                    twentynine @yes_ | 10 Jun '08, 17:29 | X
                  • if you give me his contact details i'll ruin him for you?

                    medulla @yes_ | 10 Jun '08, 17:30 | X
                • Plus i just realised:

                  she'll have had to get the tube / bus back to her house afterwards, wreaking of whizz. Boak!

                  medulla | 10 Jun '08, 17:36 | X
                  • Maybe she'll have to use their spare PE kit

                    and she'll have to go home in used gym knickers and sexy pumps.

                    bamos @medulla | 10 Jun '08, 17:42 | X
                    • i'd eye that up more than a bird in piss-soaked linen trousers, to be fair...

                      medulla @bamos | 10 Jun '08, 17:43 | X
                      • Can I see your full top ten

                        of 'Rank Things You'd Eye Up' please?

                        bamos @medulla | 10 Jun '08, 17:46 | X
                        • i'll show you through a series of xtube videos

                          medulla @bamos | 10 Jun '08, 18:00 | X
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