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do you call it a sofa or a setee?
My sofa is really nice! It's brown leather and really comfy.
Why am I telling you this? You've seen it!
guess which part!
You slept in a chair.
my knees are too low.
you're sleeping in the oven!
it's black imitation leather, and looks like the 1990s.
Used to be settee more. Now we have a leather one, it feels wrong to call it a settee. So sofa it is.
we have three, they're identical and shite, with stained up bright red Ikea covers. We had to burn one. Some drunk kid from Hartlepool slept on it and urinated it.
when you burned it.
and fucked off back to 'Pool while waaaaaay over the alcohol limit. He ain't welcome no more. Tossarse.
on the guy.
My landlord turned up with it just after putting my rent up 15%. So I both love and hate it.
They're both awesome. Yours is shit.
Which counts TRIPLE.
My parents think they're amazing and treasure them, but they're not nice at all. And because they're in there, the cats aren't allowed. Which is stupid, because we have five cats and they used to love going in there. If you're buying a sofa and have five cats, maybe one unsuitable for cats isn't the best idea?
That's twice my parents' decisions have annoyed me today.
Once I found a strange looking, washed-out passport photo of myself* that had accidentally been through the washing machine, so I put it down the side of the sofa to in order to freak out future generations of small children.
*No, that WASN'T how it came out of the photo machine. For god's sake grow up.
Lots of cushions on it. there's two of them next to each other. 8/10.
Not leather. Leather is sticky when you sweat as much as me. That's why I don't go round riding cows in the summer.