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when the Prime Minister tells you NOT (underlined) to panic-buy petrol?
I'm not entirely sure why. It might be a health kick or something.
Scotch eggs are round too!
That's not a health kick, that's INSANE.
The first one will obviously keep him at bay. Will the second one kneecap him or something?
Get on a bus. Get off the bus. Walk to the tube station, get onto a tube get off the tube walk to my destination.
It's a lovely sunny day, go and buy a Twister ice lolly, it'll cheer you up. (unless you're like ME yesterday, when I spazzed the whole thing up and dropped it on the floor because it fell of the stick. I nearly cried then)
WHY DOES PETROL COST £1.21 at the moment?!?!
FOR ALL OF IT??!??!?!?
is a far bigger problem than the petrol.
who are going to get stranded when the oil runs out
and stuff. I don't get this.
Someone more intelligent than me EXPLAIN.
And by more intelligent, I mean can be bothered to read the papers or investigate this fact.
try and finally work out which one doesn't work.
and in the style of the end of gladiator, look to the stars and say "not yet. not yet".
that'll show 'em.