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I love those lorries
that when they reverse a man talks to you.
His CV must be amazing. "I am the voice of a 1000 Biffa bin lorries"
that when they reverse a man talks to you.
His CV must be amazing. "I am the voice of a 1000 Biffa bin lorries"
but
how much would it matter if he got throat cancer? his skills arent that transferable.
He might have
REALLY nice handwriting.
but then who
will warn people about the thousands of reversing Biffa bin lorries?!!!
They'll fire nerf balls out in all directions
with the message "Danger, vehicle reversing" written on them in beautifully script.
Depends on it's aggression
this reminds me
of a lorry i've seen a few times recently in different, distant parts of the country. it has no markings or seemingly any corporate affilliations apart from in massive letters down the side it says;
"Eat More Chips"
it makes me smile.
My favourite is the old lady who does the voiceover in the lifts at Chalk Farm
she sounds like someones granny.
I hate the woman in the lifts at Tufnell Park
the snotty bitch. It may well be the same woman, but every time she says "Please do NOT obstruct the doors" I want to point out that I'm nowhere near the bloody door and there's really no need to take that tone.
:(
i've just heard the ones what go "beep beep beep"
what does he say? "GET OUTTA THA FUCKIN' WAY!!!"?
Something along the lines of
"Caution! This vehicle IS reversing"
in the non-descript accent of a mid 30s man.
oi get out of the way *cough*
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