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YOU SMUG FUCKING BITCH. I'm going out drinking with this person tomorrow, should be AMAZING right.
with a pink straw
but she's bringing the vodka tomorrow, so i can't really complain
i'm also going to be living with her boyfriend next year, i'm going to have to listen to their lovemaking noises all the time, i'm not looking forward to it
I'm not sure which one I'd prefer.
the gig wasn't all that, but i pulled, so i think my being there can be easily justified.
tell her you've been sleeping with her boyfriend.
That'll put the bitch in her place.
XXXXXX XXXXXX got kicked out of filming in San Antonio last night by Rooney and his goons...ugly little cunt. 8 hours ago.
And he rang me pissed to tell me. At 4 o'cunting clock in the morning.
will pay in baked goods.
we're talking muffins and waffles and that kind of thing here, the only thing i' ever do with a tin of baked beans would be to hit someone over the head with it
Baked beans are great. And good for your heart, if the songs I've heard are to be believed.
just to spite people
my flatmates got genuinely upset when i told them i'd never had beans on toast. i thought they were going to cry
i went to a rather up its own arse restaurant in east london and they had posh beans on toast for £10.50.
I was a bit tempted I have to say.
even if you get really good beans and nice bread, and quality cheese and bacon or something its still not gonna come anywhere close to a tenner, or even a fiver.
before being gently rolled around Monica Bellucci's mouth prior to being placed in a tiny velvet sack with delicate crystal detailing around the edges.
At this point the sack is carried by a rare Siberian tiger cub to a secret location on the riverbank where it is transferred to a flotilla of swans, every one of which is bedecked in a platinum collar and a white gold tiara.
Then when exactly 857 of them are assembled in the staging area they begin their gentle cruise towards London whilst Apache helicopter gunships fly top cover overhead.
To be fair, it's an expensive process and one that is fraught with logistical difficulties, hence the somewhat luxurious price tag.
i prob shouldn't rub salt in the wound dave.... :P
you should read my status update
missed your chance haha
but it doesn't anymore, the window of opportunity has closed.
"xxxxxxx shouted at a girl in ignite fri nite 4 askin 4 his number..she was ugly...enuf sed. 5 hours ago"
but that quote appears to describe him rather accurately indeed.
actually that's just trolling. smugness pisses me off because it's so unnecessary. when you're happy with your life, there's no need to announce it to all and sundry
"they're happy, let them" "no, wait, I want to be bitter and enraged as well"
who uses her facebook status to broadcast messages to her boyfriend and all that kind of stuff.
"...can't wait to be back in your arms"
"...loves how well he knows her"
and now this on top of it, just to fucking rub it in
see my response to this at 20:30.
i mean, even just the idea of it
does she not talk to her boyfriend through any other means? if not, the relationship must surely be On The Rock
"...thought xxxx was looking particularly lovely today"
ok, so i saw her that day, she did look amazing, but still
use their mobile to announce how much fun they are having. surely if they were enjoying themselves that much they wouldnt be thinking about facebook?
p.s. IVE CRACKED THE CODE
having a wank
I find that really fucking annoying self-pitying behaviour.
who was going through a "phase" with her boyfriend, was changing her status ever 10 minutes to stuff like "is scared" "is feeling miseralbe :-(" "can't believe he could hurt her like that" etc.
That's to your friend by the way.
I bet she buys Creative Review and various design magazines, never reads them, but leaves them strewn around her coffee table.
I'm in Dorset!), but surely Google works there??!
and we use tractors for the internet
then where can you?!
and I do wish people wouldn't update them so frequently with utter turd
they're only for obscure song lyrics anyway! right?