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and I've just had a curry
my mate did this in a club once when he got caught short...
I thought you meant he shat in the sock.
and you could either drink to forget your toilet roll woes... or use their toilet
the neatest shop is 5 miles away.
surely it's in their interests too.
or are they technophobes who don't use mobile phones?
posting on DiS isnt gonna make toilet roll magically appear you know
there's no way I'm walking 11 miles to shit.
adapt to your surroundings - go in a bush and wipe with leaves. Nature's toilet roll.
use some tissues to wipe
use some kitchen roll to wipe
use some newspaper to wipe
use some old clothes to wipe
go straight from toilet to shower/bath/sink
smear it all over the walls
hold it in until some toilet roll materialises from the ether
do it outside and pretend it was a dog
and many, many more. This advice is not available in shops.
you've got time to run to the shops and buy some! get your priorities right man!
Indian stylee. Use your shower.