Monkey Tennis
Anybody got any idea what this may i involve? a co-promoter is doing it at our night tomorrow but had failed to fill in tthe necessary details, like, what it actually is.
Any worthy suggestions may be played out tomorrow.
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I've listened to your ideas
I've listened to all of them and I haven't liked a single one.
Inner city sumo?
it's monkeys playing tennis obv
monkey shop
where can i get monkeys from - next suggestions. No the bitey kind. More our of work pg tips monkeys .....
the zoo
is your best bet. There are exotic pet sellers but they probably won't sell you them for entertainment purposes.
Like this one?
http://www.primatestore.com/forsale.asp
shocking
bear cubs $1200
sloths! $3000!!!!!!
LOL
youth hostelling with chris eubank
look if you don't do it
Sky will
a partridge
among the pigeons?
what's that?
oh you know
just another one of alan partridge's failed BBC series suggestions.
I was tragically quoting the script
ohhhh
haha...yeah, sorry, read it too literally!
well it's just a title sequence
me in trafalgar square, amongst all the pigeons, looking round...
arm wrestling...with chas n dave
innuendo?
maybe its a penis fight?
cooking in prison?
arm wrestling with chas and dave?
crikey
you reckon it might be chas and dave?
just some notes i made last night
for a laugh
:D
i was pissed!
i woke up went downstairs, had breakfast and didnt even wash my hands. coz im a bloody bloke!
Cheese!
ladyshapes
Yachting mishaps
presented by that man who was trapped upside down in his hull eating chocolate
some funny, some tragic
alan attack!
like the cook report, but with a more slapstick approach
just get me....
half a bottle of blue nun
I'll have the same
With action man bow tie.
Rik Waller
in a shirt, and nothing but!
on soccer am
they used to go "women's football... monkey tennis!" in an attempt to make women's football seem ludicrous. that always made me well angry.