on Wednesday night, on my way home from town, i accidentally "dogged" some folk sexing in a car.
i was walking along the road, 'round the corner from my house, when i spotted a shitty Nissan at the end of the road was shaking a fair bit. i approached with caution, peered through the passenger window and, in the dim orange glow of the street lamp, observed a man and a woman going at it quite hammer and tongs.
and they weren't even young or anything. they were - at the youngest - in their late 40s. surely they should own a bed to shag in? anyway, at first i didn't really know what was happened, then i spotted that the man's trousers were at his knees and the lady's skirt was hitched right up and she wasn't wearing any knickers. the horror of her wrinkling bum and cellulite thighs were happily exposed. when i realised why she was gyrating so much, i backed away slowly and ran home. i don't think anybody saw me, though, or else i might have been accused of dogging. i don't even own a dog :(
it was all quite bogging though - like watching yer maw 'n da' doing it in a crappy car. i was not erect at all. wish i had my camera though, that would be a right good story to sell to the Sun.
have you ever dogged unintentionally? or perhaps you enjoy dogging as a hobby? do share.