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"It is now lol"
for that film
Jesus is a cunt!
that quote comes about from a mis-translation. Can't remember what it should be though...
it's refering to a gate which was called 'the eye of the needle' which was too small for a camel laden with baggage to get through so to pass through it they would have to take all the baggage off the camel and push it throught the gate kneeling. a rather appropriate metaphor no?
God is plenty.
very little or no archaeological evidence that such a gate actually existed.
the narrow-gateway thing might've been a suggested reading to appease the rich dominant lords of feudal europe.
Meet me in Montana!
Your pal, Jesus (H. Christ)
Specifically, female masturbation.
There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
Misread it, thought you said Buford T Justice
you're all going to hell.
I like that quote best.
What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
this didn't get enough attention.
we're going to survive, today, we celebrate, OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY"
Cress! Too tempting, even for Jesus!
"Gail Porter? Her colonel Sanders bargain bucket body cannot tempt any man!"
Excellent. I was hoping someone would recognise a subtle TMWRNJ reference.
*barrage of rocks ensues*
ill just say well done to those
You are a FUCKING CUNT!!! O' holy shit!Slow down with the nails guys,ye got all day.Pricks"
who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy kingdo come
thy wil be done
on arth as it is in heaven
give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us
and lead us not into evil
^ actual quote. What a gansta legend.
*holds arms out to the side*